“The history of the world, my love — Is those below serving those up above! How gratifying for once to know That those above will serve those down below!”
One summer, I worked at a cemetery on the grave-digging team. We all got fired, however, because they had a fire drill, and it took us two weeks to get everyone out.
Imagine 26 days ago
And every day is a near death experience.
zzeek 26 days ago
No matter what time of day he is scheduled to work, it’s the graveyard shift.
Botulism Bob 26 days ago
Some people find that work beneath them.
kendavis09 26 days ago
I don’t recommend working at nights.
Doug K 26 days ago
… and he’s not even the undertaker.
gammaguy 26 days ago
He’s an underachiever.
LawrenceS 26 days ago
“The history of the world, my love — Is those below serving those up above! How gratifying for once to know That those above will serve those down below!”
The Orange Mailman 26 days ago
6 feet under?
ꜝ 26 days ago
can ya dig it?
Steverino Premium Member 26 days ago
They aren’t people anymore. They’re zombies.
wirepunchr 26 days ago
I saw that one coming.
ctolson 26 days ago
And no matter how hard he works, he always finds himself in a hole.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 26 days ago
“How’s business?” “It’s dying to get better.”
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 26 days ago
One summer, I worked at a cemetery on the grave-digging team. We all got fired, however, because they had a fire drill, and it took us two weeks to get everyone out.
wildlandwaters 26 days ago
ha! I knew it in the first panel… (had a relative that actually worked in a cemetery)
nancyb creator 26 days ago
That is an actual quote from Bill Clinton. “The White House staff is like a cemetery. There are a lot of people under you and no one listens.”
Strawberry King 26 days ago
They’re all working the graveyard shift.
eddi-TBH 26 days ago
Can you dig it?
Otis Rufus Driftwood 25 days ago
That silence you hear is a missing rim shot.