Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 05, 2024

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    Need coffee  2 months ago

    Oh, yes, you’re repelling him.

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    Botulism Bob  2 months ago

    The Fink should not worry about being kidnapped, nobody wants to pay the ransom.

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    oldthang  2 months ago

    That’s a Situation Room all right!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.

    Guys back then were playing for keeps.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.

    Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    Hi, Hun. How are you doing?

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    Calvinist1966  2 months ago

    I think the Fink now knows what Rodney meant so I don’t think the Fink needs to ask.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hello, Hun. What’s for dinner?

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    rick92040  2 months ago

    The Situation Room is a great book. I downloaded the Audio book so I cloud listen to it while I walked. Gave me the chills and it was over 90f.

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    subterrain44  2 months ago

    Hagar? LOL

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Lure him into the Oval Office so Rodney can corner him.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    My wife calls me hun, but I remind her that I never served under Atilla.

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    I think it’s time to "Hun"ker down, king!

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    will.pittenger1  2 months ago

    Looks like the King is about to surrender.

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Meeting just a “tad” late????

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    Jack7528  2 months ago

    How long has this war with the Huns been going?

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    serial232  2 months ago

    Yeah, the Border Czar has allowed 10 million across the border, in the last 3.5 years. I would say we have lost the siege.

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    MichiganMitten  2 months ago

    Details.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    Hunny, I’m home!

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