Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 05, 2024

You got me with feet that smell fresh and minty.

I’ll vote for you as soon as you show me that magic wand you plan to use.

Does Stink-B-Gone work on entire politicians?

He’s more likely to be telling the truth than the other two.

The saying is; ‘let your feet do the voting.’

What none of em is promise freebies? BOOOOO!

Question: Candidate Brewster, Will our toes taste minty and fresh?

Better be careful, Brewster. You very well may have the most believable and winning slogan of the three. Are you Suuuuuuuure you want to win this election??

Ya gotta promise ’em what they want.

Brewster for Prezz!

That’s if you want minty fresh toes.

“Vote for me and you, too, can have an orange complexion and a loose relationship with reality.”

Where’s the candidate who promises a “chicken in every pot”?

We haven’t heard from the Ty-D-Bol guy yet.

So a vote for Brewster is a vote for better living?

Fresh and minty feet? Here’s my vote lol

At least we know who they will be working for if we elect them. Write-in Oldbot!

clearly is looking out for me and my interests.