Garfield by Jim Davis for October 02, 2024

The way to a dog’s heart.

Get a puppy!

Liver flavored potato chips!

Still better dating advice than whatever Jon would have given you.

Ⅰ realize “looks aren’t everything” – but why are they dating dogs?

Actually, that’s terrible advice. Doggy breath is not for the faint of heart, let alone the first encounter.

Works for me… wait, what kind of liver?

How bout some cheecken instead doggie?

I didn’t realize Odie was a dating expert

How would you like liver flavored lasagna Garfield?

But it’s not even Friday yet, I would have thought that the dating stuff would have been reserved for that.

I’d like to see a dog write a letter and mail it. The hardest part will be putting the stamp on. I tried unsuccessfully to teach our dog how to run the press. He did get the run part down. ㋡

(senses a non-vegetarian/non-vegan response in this cartoon)

So is this from a dog looking to date Odie?

Carry a shotgun in your car to shoot peasants on the way home from football practice.

Offering treats will melt any dog’s heart.

Jax Dog is so strange. He will eat almost everything except liverwurst. He hates liverwurst.

That’s what’s I call Puppy Love right there.

Maybe give it a try

What idiot asks a dog for dating advice?

Now wait a minute. I thought the really big thing was BACON. Giving bacon flavored treats should be best.

When I had a dog (over 40 years ago) he greatly preferred Chik’n Snaps over Liv’a Snaps. But just now Googling tells me that those “Alpo” snacks were recently discontinued!

For small dogs I give baby carrots, boiled baby carrots.

What if instead of Garfield, There was a yellow, skinny, hardworking lasagna hater and nice and caring for his owner dog named Gerald. what if I get ran over by a car tomorrow.

Actually, that’s if you never want to see them, again!

Was that even a letter from a dog, fellas?