The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 10, 2024

Have you seen my John? Or my Willy?

I guess no standing at attention then either?

No short arm jokes either!

If that sergeant loses a stripe, might it be called corporal punishment?

So that’s why the military has so many sexual harassment cases!

When the new recruits arrive, will the sergeant ask his secretary to shave his privates?

This one qualifies for top ten this year. Very LOL

“Well, pardon me all to heck, Sir. I thought she was your office Privates Secretary. And part of her job was to take dictation, Sir.”

Johnson?

PVT Parts was in a movie

This is a very rank pun!

Wee Willie Winky …speedy as flashes, ran into the fireplace & was burned to ashes!

Yeah, the sergeant has a secretary. Can this strip get any worse?

Has the military changed the name from Personnel to Human Resources?

Biggest laugh of my day so far—of course it’s only 8:15…..

He wants to expose her to his entire unit.

Sergeants like to go out to the bush and play with there Privates

Chose your words better.

Since when did a Staff Sargent get a secretary?

And stop asking her to show you her pet beaver.

Now, which one went to college?

whoa, major faux pas…

NASCAR driver Dick Trickle has a Wiki page.