What? I always sing like that. ill bet you $10 that I can get a whole room full of people to wince in unison.
How do singing groups get new members?
They a-choir them.
What’s the best compliment you can give to singing mountains?
Wow, that’s quite a range!
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, “How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?”He said,“Do you mean a choir?”
She said “Fine… How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?”
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
just like Ruthie’s song today
Having to suffer through anyone’s loud rendition of their favorite song off key, regardless of who they are, is too painful for the ears to bear. This is the reason why I do my singing in the car, heading down the highway, with my windows rolled up!
Also known as me in the shower
Mimi is certainly no Mitch Miller!
Um, okay. So he’s probably singing and playing some established song; and she’s probably babbling nonsense. [snicker]
Corky is almost as funny as Jimbogumbo.
I could play for her.
And everybody’s happy!
My dad was tone deaf and loved to sing around our home even though it was off key. I would give anything to be able to hear it again.
A Grateful Dead show! 40 minutes of Drums/Space!
I can barely find Mimi amongst the rubble
You go Mimi!
Sounds like a member of our church choir
But the lyrics are excellent!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 days ago
What? I always sing like that. ill bet you $10 that I can get a whole room full of people to wince in unison.
littlejohn Premium Member 9 days ago
How do singing groups get new members?
They a-choir them.
littlejohn Premium Member 9 days ago
What’s the best compliment you can give to singing mountains?
Wow, that’s quite a range!
littlejohn Premium Member 9 days ago
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, “How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?”He said,“Do you mean a choir?”
She said “Fine… How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?”
littlejohn Premium Member 9 days ago
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
bobpickett1 9 days ago
just like Ruthie’s song today
BJDucer 9 days ago
Having to suffer through anyone’s loud rendition of their favorite song off key, regardless of who they are, is too painful for the ears to bear. This is the reason why I do my singing in the car, heading down the highway, with my windows rolled up!
bigger Nate 9 days ago
Also known as me in the shower
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 9 days ago
Mimi is certainly no Mitch Miller!
The Angel of the South 8 days ago
Um, okay. So he’s probably singing and playing some established song; and she’s probably babbling nonsense. [snicker]
The Angel of the South 8 days ago
Corky is almost as funny as Jimbogumbo.
rshive 8 days ago
I could play for her.
baskate_2000 8 days ago
And everybody’s happy!
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 8 days ago
My dad was tone deaf and loved to sing around our home even though it was off key. I would give anything to be able to hear it again.
mfrasca 8 days ago
A Grateful Dead show! 40 minutes of Drums/Space!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 days ago
I can barely find Mimi amongst the rubble
1Straindje1 Premium Member 8 days ago
You go Mimi!
ComicsBinger Premium Member 8 days ago
Sounds like a member of our church choir
Godfreydaniel 8 days ago
But the lyrics are excellent!