Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 14, 2024

AKA Xenomorph.

Them steenky aliens is such facetious fiends.

Brewster forgot to bring a present. But that’s OK. The little beast will find something it like on its own.

He should have sent Ensign Kenny or Winky. I doubt the aliens would notice; we humans probably all look the same to them.

Why not Cliff – Phil might like a sibling?

That’ll give Brewster heartburn

“Aww, he likes you!”

“MFF!” (“Great!”)

Well, we know the parasite won’t be getting any more intelligent by feeding on Brewter’s brain cells!

Wait, isn’t the other guy the one w/ the face hugger?

Check please!

Reveal party…. Parasite….

Congrats Mr. and Mrs Alien! That’s a fine looking….um…parasite you have there.

He is the snack!

Guess we’ll be naming this comic after Pam now.

Brewster: When they said they’d have eggs, I thought …

That must be cutting off the oxygen going to Brewster’s brain. Oh, wait…

I should think that sort of thing would be more up Cliff’s alley, as they’re likely to have free snacks.

When COVID hit, they started selling face grabber masks on Ebay. Scary, accurately designed ones. You can still find them there.