Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2024

Welcome to life.

I wonder if Stephan is making a family comment..

If he wanted to return Junior, why didn’t he go to the hospital?

LOL. Gotta love dem crocs.

Junior is much smarter than dad. He might need that boy when he gets older.

Many UNhappy returns?

Just take away his phone.

Since he doesn’t return texts, take his phone away. If he gripes too much about that, just eat him.

Sorry Larry, no deposit, no returns!

What would he respond to? Whatapps? iMessages? Tweets? Toots? Belches?

I’m curious what kind of store Larry is trying to ‘return’ him to.

Stoopid croc. He shoulda return to the stork.

In my experience, the kids are more often upset when parents don’t respond immediately to texts.

Croc Power !