Herman by Jim Unger for September 16, 2024

Now now. Look at yourself, dude.

Doghouse for you tonight, buddy.

Ouch!! He’s gonna hurt for that for a very long time. But then, he might consider he’s been hurting a long time already.

She certainly is trying.

She needs to go to a beauty saloon.

Give her “F” for effort.

put them together and you can get a BOTIC & GIN

Ouch. [Looks up “Backhanded compliment” — yup, this comic is there.]

Did you remember to take the picture of the celebrity you wanted to look like? Yes, but they fell to the floor in convulsions of laughter!

“I wonder what Lady Clairol would say about ink-dark brunettes. Blondes had more fun, sure. Was there any left for the other hair colors?”

Absolutely the wrong thing to say! He’ll probably be sleeping on the couch tonight.

I always thought they should be called, “We’ll Do Out Best” salons instead of beauty salons.

“Don’t worry, It’ll wear off.”

They’re not miracle workers

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone!

A cold supper tonight.

I used to wonder about that term myself. The ones who seemed to use the most desperately seemed to get the least for their money.

In fact you really should ask for you money back.

Says the lump who needs a shave …

Sign at barber shop: HAIR CUT WHILE YOU WAIT

if there was a second panel, would she be at his funeral??

Did she, though? Did she really try?

Hit him in the head with a frying pan!

Beauty school dropout.

Now it’s Herman’s turn. Good luck.

LMAO!