I know some people have a hard time with needles (and the bigger, the worse) and the sight of blood, but if you can take it, please consider donating whole blood or even platelets at the Red Cross nearest you.
I don’t stay any longer than the doctor says I should stay. I need to go home to get some rest. The hospital keeps you up day and night to check your “vitals”. I thought that was what all the machines I am attracted to are for.
C about 2 months ago
That’s a sharp sense of humor there
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
Smarter move would be to put in bunk beds, why lose all that insurance money?
sbenton7684 about 2 months ago
Yike’s… nurse Rachet is alive and has a new job…
MayCauseBurns about 2 months ago
We also put the bedpans in the freezer.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
Beware! The Amazing Colossal Man, Glenn Manning, won’t much like that.
nosirrom about 2 months ago
You’d think waking up patients to take a pill to help them sleep would be enough.
Superhawk about 2 months ago
Is this the modern way of needling people into doing what you want them to do?
sandpiper about 2 months ago
That’s very, very funny. A truly original bed clearing tactic.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago
I know some people have a hard time with needles (and the bigger, the worse) and the sight of blood, but if you can take it, please consider donating whole blood or even platelets at the Red Cross nearest you.
mindjob about 2 months ago
It didn’t deter that patient named Moby
dflak about 2 months ago
My induction physical.
monya_43 about 2 months ago
I don’t stay any longer than the doctor says I should stay. I need to go home to get some rest. The hospital keeps you up day and night to check your “vitals”. I thought that was what all the machines I am attracted to are for.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 months ago
This is a remake of an old comic. So old that I don’t even remember whether the original was a Herman comic or someone else.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
It would certainly send me packing.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
It’s a miracle cure.
GoldLions Premium Member about 2 months ago
OMG, lost it laughing at this one. Unger’s Doc/Dentist jokes are so off the wall great there’s a book solely about them.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
“I’ll go! I’ll go! Just keep that thing away from me!”
sincavage05 about 2 months ago
That would be enough for me to want to get the heck out of there!