Herman by Jim Unger for September 27, 2024

And floor reinforcement

She’s about to crush more than just his spirits.

No worries. She’ll crush her own.

And a MUCH wider chair!

hmm

“Sir, half-ton maximum capacity jib hoists are available through special order.”

Concrete.

Both my parents were huge. Years ago they simultaneously plopped down on my couch and broke it in half.

How about an upholstered forklift?

Ouch!

It is a lot more than the velvet that will be crushed.

Or as is said in the furniture world, pre-crushed.

Given that most modern furniture seating is constructed using nearly useless serpentine [auto type] springs, plan on her needing a derrick to get up.

i bet he just lost this selling oppurntunity

Just get velvet. She’ll take care of the crushing.

pre-crushed… good thinkin’…

Crushed velvet squared

I say buy her her own personal love seat.

Now why would crushed enter your mind.

No matter what chair she chooses, I’d daresay it’ll be crushed soon enough.

You charge to crush? She does it freely.

Yeah, because it certainly will get crushed!

Pre-crushed velvet