Duke, Duke, Duke…THIS is where you point out that if you (and your accomplice! Don’t forget your accomplice!) were to (both) turn up dead, or mysteriously vanish, you’ve arranged things so that the incriminating evidence will be automatically delivered directly to the news media.
The obscenely wealthy were already hiring illegal immigrants to do work no one else would do, for a cheap price, even way back when this comic was first published.
Slightly off-track, but I learned today that when I die, I can donate my heart pacemaker to a pet hospital (depending on how much battery life is left at the time). It can then be used to save a dog – this makes my heart happy!! :) I thought that I will tell as many people as possible.
jorgen Premium Member 2 months ago
But, but, but that would be the end of this cartoon!!!
snsurone76 2 months ago
Wouldn’t the seagulls be happier feasting on that capitalist pig’s fat carcass??
kaffekup 2 months ago
Good luck finding it, fisherman…
STEPUP 2 months ago
He’s going down in flames!!! I can see it now!!!
MReese 2 months ago
This guy is out of Duke’s league.
Alabama Al 2 months ago
Why should Duke be surprised? The wonder is why one of the cretins for whom he serves hasn’t had Duke’s head blown off long before now.
MEBuckner Premium Member 2 months ago
Duke, Duke, Duke…THIS is where you point out that if you (and your accomplice! Don’t forget your accomplice!) were to (both) turn up dead, or mysteriously vanish, you’ve arranged things so that the incriminating evidence will be automatically delivered directly to the news media.
Grover Premium Member 2 months ago
That won’t stop the release of the damaging information.
Màiri 2 months ago
But Duke has no intention of dying for his extortionate dreams. He’ll make a deal: your money for my life
mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m surprised Andrews hasn’t gotten a bid from cheap foreign talent.
tgg 2 months ago
Love it.
monya_43 2 months ago
The obscenely wealthy were already hiring illegal immigrants to do work no one else would do, for a cheap price, even way back when this comic was first published.
mindjob 2 months ago
All they are going to find is a chunk of coal
NRHAWK Premium Member 2 months ago
Amateurs almost always get caught and when they are, they always roll over on the person who contracted them. You get what you pay for.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
What heart??
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
You’re a mean one, Mr.Butterball.
Just for that,I’m switching to solar energy!!
sobrown51 2 months ago
That gets rid of the messenger but not the blackmail material. Not sure how that solves his problem.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Seems to have lost his Bogey swagger just a bit, hasn’t he ??? ;-)
jbruins84341 2 months ago
He is forgetting that his “wife” has the disk.
dadlivonia 2 months ago
probably a lot cheaper.
ktrabbit 2 months ago
Duke should have done this meeting on Zoom.
pflutke59 2 months ago
What would that accomplish? His wife has the goods.
willie_mctell 2 months ago
Finding the heart could be a problem. I suggest the spleen.
AlienHillbilly 2 months ago
Slightly off-track, but I learned today that when I die, I can donate my heart pacemaker to a pet hospital (depending on how much battery life is left at the time). It can then be used to save a dog – this makes my heart happy!! :) I thought that I will tell as many people as possible.
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
Amateur assassinations run $50USD. Hopefully Duke can double that.
KenDHoward1 2 months ago
Somehow, despite the problem, I’ve a feeling Duke will come out on top … ;)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
“Pocket cash, in fact.”
jorgen Premium Member 2 months ago
Yes, the fisherman can cut a heart of stone out, but will the seagulls eat that?