Traitor Trump is dumber than a wombat’s tord (and was before he started to go senile seven years ago), more dishonest than Josh Hawley, and can never leap porn actresses without paying them hush money (while committing fraud) in a single bound.
The only rival for Traitor Trump in the Republican primaries who called on him to leave the race was Asa Hutchinson. Yeah, yeah, Chris Christie pointed out Traitor Trump was running for office to avoid prison. No credits for RECENT patriots.
This strip makes no sense. The Orange Baboon should be chatting with his dear friend Putin—ally of Iran, which is the staunch enemy of Israel and “Bibi”. And those 1000 terrorists would never have been released except under pressure from outside sources—such as the US! And let’s not forget that Hamas has always used Palestinian civilians as human shields—making their HQ’s in schools, hospitals, etc., so “collateral damage” was inevitable. And yet, those weakling fools STILL allow themselves to be ruled by terrorists!
It’s pretty good, but I’m still looking for a meme about a YUGE orange albatross dragging the FAKE Republican Party down the rabbit hole. Or maybe a song? How about “I’m the albatross” based on “I am the walrus”, but with more orange and right wings? Flops in circles because there is no left…
Hopefully after Nov. 5, the only time we see photos or political cartoons of Hair Gropingfuror are when he’s being incarcerated on the state and federal charges still outstanding against him.
Is the tan (or whatever the flip it’s supposed to be) on his face…shrinking inward? Not entirely unlike a collapsing star? Will he finally be left with only a tan nose?
Harris wins in a landslide. 10 million in the popular vote and 100+ in the Electoral College. November 6. Trump demands his followers to riot in the streets. MAGA wakes up and says, “Go away, loser! We want the new kid, Vance.” Trump skulks off to the scrapheap of history.
“I released 5,000 terrorish, and they retook Afghanistan.”
tRump surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban. tRump negotiated another of his failed “deals” leaving the Afghan government out of the negotiations, demanding the 5,000 Taliban and ISIL fighters to be released, and, contrary to his ‘Patton Speech’, telling the Taliban the date and time we’d leave. The Taliban targeted that date, built for it, and when Biden pushed it off the Taliban complained. Biden told them to get lost and pushed it of again. When it could no longer be pushed off, the Taliban started taking the country and the Afghan military, knowing their own government was left out of the deal and ineffective, threw down their weapons’ and fled. The Taliban issued strict orders not to engage U.S. troops for fear we might stay. Our brave soldiers killed as we were leaving were killed by those ISIL fighters released by tRump. The blood of Afghanistan is on tRump’s tiny little hands.
Bibi is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR better than His Orangeness, and doing a fantastic job defending his country from terrorists. Also did you know Hamas and Hezbollah are STEALING all the food going into Gaza, and reselling it at high prices? >
Godfreydaniel about 14 hours ago
Traitor Trump is dumber than a wombat’s tord (and was before he started to go senile seven years ago), more dishonest than Josh Hawley, and can never leap porn actresses without paying them hush money (while committing fraud) in a single bound.
Godfreydaniel about 14 hours ago
Just saying.
Godfreydaniel about 14 hours ago
The only rival for Traitor Trump in the Republican primaries who called on him to leave the race was Asa Hutchinson. Yeah, yeah, Chris Christie pointed out Traitor Trump was running for office to avoid prison. No credits for RECENT patriots.
cracker65 about 13 hours ago
This would be funny if it wasn’t so accurate.
jvo about 13 hours ago
Instead it’s just sad
snsurone76 about 13 hours ago
This strip makes no sense. The Orange Baboon should be chatting with his dear friend Putin—ally of Iran, which is the staunch enemy of Israel and “Bibi”. And those 1000 terrorists would never have been released except under pressure from outside sources—such as the US! And let’s not forget that Hamas has always used Palestinian civilians as human shields—making their HQ’s in schools, hospitals, etc., so “collateral damage” was inevitable. And yet, those weakling fools STILL allow themselves to be ruled by terrorists!
STEPUP about 13 hours ago
Hopefully, we will hear the clanging of cell doors on the 6th!!!!
FaustoCoppi about 13 hours ago
I think Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) might dispute the Yam’s final claim about MIT
braindead Premium Member about 13 hours ago
No magat will understand this cartoon.
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For example they have NO IDEA that Their Messiah released 5,000 Taliban prisoners, who then took over Afghanistan.
Just like they have no idea Project 2025 exists or know about anything in it.
And they have no clue who pays for tariffs. They believe Someone Else does.
.
And they still believe Mexico will pay for it.
comixbomix about 12 hours ago
This isn’t the tRump I know… This one is making too much sense.
lalapalooza Premium Member about 12 hours ago
this is just nuts
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Two gentlemen on the phone.
rob.stapleton about 11 hours ago
The freakishly small hands get me every time
emiesty2 about 11 hours ago
I could do without all the silent eye candy. Trudeau used to be more inclusive.
RonaldByrd about 11 hours ago
Only two more of these before Election Day.
nosirrom about 10 hours ago
I’m surprised he didn’t take a break to dance. Don Don the dancing machine!!!
shanen0 about 10 hours ago
It’s pretty good, but I’m still looking for a meme about a YUGE orange albatross dragging the FAKE Republican Party down the rabbit hole. Or maybe a song? How about “I’m the albatross” based on “I am the walrus”, but with more orange and right wings? Flops in circles because there is no left…
ahganom about 10 hours ago
The “weave” is actually that ferret he has glued to his head that whispers ideas to him when he goes on stage.
BRBurns1960 about 10 hours ago
But, sir, this is Jack Smith, not Bibi.
wolfiiig about 10 hours ago
America deserves this?
Kurtass Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Both are dictator wannabes.
mourdac Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Hopefully after Nov. 5, the only time we see photos or political cartoons of Hair Gropingfuror are when he’s being incarcerated on the state and federal charges still outstanding against him.
ajfraser about 8 hours ago
As Bismarck said (and let’s hope he was right), “God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America”
RonaldByrd about 8 hours ago
Is the tan (or whatever the flip it’s supposed to be) on his face…shrinking inward? Not entirely unlike a collapsing star? Will he finally be left with only a tan nose?
WaitingMan about 8 hours ago
Harris wins in a landslide. 10 million in the popular vote and 100+ in the Electoral College. November 6. Trump demands his followers to riot in the streets. MAGA wakes up and says, “Go away, loser! We want the new kid, Vance.” Trump skulks off to the scrapheap of history.
Ignatz Premium Member about 7 hours ago
“Hey, Arnold Palmer’s dingdong, amirite?”
Call me Ishmael about 7 hours ago
Gary Trudeau is a national treasure. Trump is a national cancer. The Republicans are the metastasis.
T Smith about 7 hours ago
Oh, if he were only that coherent.
bluecat about 7 hours ago
For a good laugh, google <<An Appreciation of “The Weave”: Trump’s New Literary Contraption>> on the liberal New Republic site
mindjob about 6 hours ago
The Iranian people are going to be very happy with what is to come
varesenicola about 6 hours ago
For foreign people like me is not easy (almost impossible) to understand
tgg about 6 hours ago
OMG
RonaldByrd about 5 hours ago
“admitting you lost the election”
So, someone FINALLY told him that if he’d been elected in 2020, he wouldn’t be eligible to run in 2024, did they…?Radish the wordsmith about 5 hours ago
People who support Trump have no morals and no loyalty to the Constitution.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 5 hours ago
When Biden proved incoherent, Democrats convinced him to step away. When Trump proved incoherent, Republicans doubled down on him.
sueb1863 about 5 hours ago
And yet he might actually win and be President again.
Alverant about 4 hours ago
I can’t believe people respect this person, much less vote for him.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
The TDS is this one is strong.
FireAnt_Hater about 4 hours ago
I like the hair…
ncorgbl about 4 hours ago
“I released 5,000 terrorish, and they retook Afghanistan.”
tRump surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban. tRump negotiated another of his failed “deals” leaving the Afghan government out of the negotiations, demanding the 5,000 Taliban and ISIL fighters to be released, and, contrary to his ‘Patton Speech’, telling the Taliban the date and time we’d leave. The Taliban targeted that date, built for it, and when Biden pushed it off the Taliban complained. Biden told them to get lost and pushed it of again. When it could no longer be pushed off, the Taliban started taking the country and the Afghan military, knowing their own government was left out of the deal and ineffective, threw down their weapons’ and fled. The Taliban issued strict orders not to engage U.S. troops for fear we might stay. Our brave soldiers killed as we were leaving were killed by those ISIL fighters released by tRump. The blood of Afghanistan is on tRump’s tiny little hands.
Bucinka about 3 hours ago
You know what would have been fun? If he had hit the wrong speed dial number and had been unknowingly blithering to Bob Woodward instead.
Diat60 about 3 hours ago
This election is NEVER going to be over is it? Won’t matter who wins or loses, it will be disputed for the next four years.
mistercatworks about 2 hours ago
What puzzles me is the people who don’t hear this stuff, while he is saying it.
Eric S about 2 hours ago
Bibi is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR better than His Orangeness, and doing a fantastic job defending his country from terrorists. Also did you know Hamas and Hezbollah are STEALING all the food going into Gaza, and reselling it at high prices? >
Sun about 2 hours ago
From 45 to 47, Vote Republican 2024
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Happy Birthday Madame Vice President.
sisterea about 1 hour ago
This actually sounds sane compared to what went on in Latrobe last night
dpatrickryan Premium Member 6 minutes ago
Sorry, this is completely inaccurate. He’s too comprehensible.