The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2024

“Why couldn’t I come from a stork like the other kids?”

And that’s why we named you Kit.

I think I will use that one on mine when they ask when they get older.

The Munster family?!

“Can you buy me a better pair of eyeballs? I’m tired of cleaning these dirty eyeglasses.”

And then, it’s the stork’s job to bring it over…

IVF

What’s for supper tonight? Mash, Monster Mash

Maybe that explains his hollow-weenie

It’s a shocking event.

It takes a mad scientist, perturbed ones are still pretty tame.

I remember hiss dad telling Calvin that he came from a kit bought on sale at Sears(or maybe K-Mart. One of those defunct stores.)

Whew, dodged that bullet.

Forgetful, like me, at such a young age. (Psst! You got a new pair of pants and are looking for the pinking shears.)

I see a new product line. In the style of Cabbage Patch kids, these would be Graveyard Kids; just in time for Halloween.

Well your mom and I were browsing a parts catalog and…

We got you from Harbor Freight.

it’s good to see dad being frank with the kid…

This one is fantastic

And where did the parts come from, PA? Well son, its called “IVF” or Igor’s Vivisection Farm.