The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 02, 2024

Zeus?

Watch the movie “Hatari!” and see how they use to get animals for zoos.

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Giraffes go to big game hunters, like most all other endangered species. Just ask Trump Jr who has killed his share of endangered species.

Where do they come from? Where do they go? Cotten-eyed Joe.

Here

They are hard to toilet train, so they go prettywell wherever they are when the urge hits them.

A guy’s walking down the street with a giraffe. A cop stops him and tells him he shouldn’t walk on the street with the giraffe, he should take him to the zoo.

The next day, the cop sees the same guy walking the giraffe. He says “didn’t I say to take him to the zoo?” And the guy says “I did! He loved it! Today, I’m taking him to a museum!”

Extinct

If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eyed Joe,

I’da been married long time ago.

Where did ya come from, where did ya go?

Where did ya come from Cotton Eyed Joe?

Just like dogs, all Giraffes go to Heaven.

Last stop was here son …..

Whenever anyone asks me where something goes, I say “France.” So far nobody’s been willing to go there and check if I’m lying.