Herman by Jim Unger for October 02, 2024

Sartorial revenge

Bet he orders the soup of the day.

Gets the prize for UGLY tie.

His shirt will remain spotless.

It’s to distract from the fact he’s not wearing shoes, just black socks.

“Sir, now you’re just being obnoxious”.

“You wanted me in a TIE, well, you GOT me in a tie!”

Guy tries to enter a restaurant but is told “no tie, no service,” but he doesn’t have a tie. He goes to his car and rummages around and all he comes up with are jumper cables, so he wraps them around his neck and arranges them nicely. When he returns to the restaurant, the maitre d’ looks him over and says “okay, you can come in, but don’t start nothing!”

Looks like he picked up the tie at same place Scarlett O’Hara (Carol Burnett) got her outfit. She saw it hanging in the window and just had to have it.

That tie makes up not only for last week, but last few months as well.

The Donkey Kong-sized tie.

At least he’s not like the guy in another comic I saw in the past, who showed up wearing nothing BUT a tie. (And it wasn’t that long or that wide either!!!!!)

is he trying to overcompensate for something??… (apologies, I just couldn’t resist!)

That’s a combination tie and bib.

Sure, but now he’s not wearing shoes!

“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a tie in my soup!”