Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 27, 2024

In 1971 the Pizza Huts I worked at had Ford Econoline vans with Propane ovens in the back to keep the pizzas nice and hot. The ovens were equipped with chimneys sticking out the roofs of the vans so the drivers didn’t get asphyxiated.

I almost bought a DeLorean when they came out, I opted for a Corvette. I think I made a better choice. EXCEPT Corvettes are addictive…had them ever since, fraid this is my last one

Sounds like Doyle needs a better retirement plan.

‘Do what you love and you’ll never “work” a day in your life’…but you’ll still die doing it.

October 27, 1917: On this day 20,000 women march in a suffrage parade in New York, USA

Do a job you love. As long he is up to it. The job you hate you retire at 62.

Did the DeLorean owners douse their cars whenever they gassed up?

Doyle is still driving trucks, but he has a helluva time parking in the handicap space.

Conversely, you could use mom spit to clean it. That stuff will clean anything.

So, what’s the difference between average top speed and maximum top speed?

Burn Ward fodder.

My dad had the pleasure of giving DeLorean a presentation. He designed breaking components for cars.

Use gasoline to clean a stainless steel vehicle body? Somebody tell Musk! Plus, oh! the irony!

The Bells just couldn’t squeeze that other 1.53 MPH out of the drone. Too bad, 300 MPH would have really been something.

OK, for ~ A Common ’tator ~ about a truck driver. Maybe it was Doyle Archer, and maybe it wasn’t. Just believe whatever you want. It won’t be here long anyway!

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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”

“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”

I was watching an old Adam-12 and they had an odor problem in the patrol car. The mechanic use Gasoline to try to solve it!!! REALLY!! Thankfully neither cop smoked!!

Before the invention of the automobile, gasoline was used as a cleaning agent to remove grease and tar. Probably not a good idea if you’re a smoker.

“Average top speed”? That doesn’t make sense.

I wonder who they are going to sell that drone to. Maybe Russia or Ukraine

I’d like to see how they clean the SpaceX Starships between flights.

git!! Take it to Facebook!