Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 04, 2024

And for Yoda: Here you are.

“Available to you was that data.”

Or am I?

Be with you may the force.

My mate does Yoda so well that I asked him to give the treatment to ‘Too Sexy’ by Right Said Fred. “For my shirt too sexy I am,” he growled. I came unhinged.

The food court location, where is. Yeesssssss.

It’s a Star Wars thing. You wouldn’t understand.

This is not the information you were looking for.

An interactive and sentient map!

Since I don’t speak French I can not attest to this, but I’ve been told that Yoda’s speech patterns are what English would sound like if the sentence structures were the same as the French language.

No wonder the Sith won.

I think if you’re going to rearrange the words, have a little fun with it….my vote would be to rearrange them so the read “ARE YOU HERE” :0)

I will admit that my dyslexia (technically classified now as a learning disability, but originally diagnosed as dyslexia) kicked in and it took me reading the comic 4 times before I got the joke.

Backward everything say Yoda does Why?

Doctor Who – You are now…

Invisible Man – Where are you?

“You are here.” Doesn’t look like me, that’s just a dot.

The existential sign “Why are you here?”.

Dynamic signage!

Here, there nowhere.

Yoda, always looking to the future, to where he’s going. Never his mind on where he was.

A long time ago, in a food court far, far away…