A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods yes…
“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
Leroy about 5 hours ago
They didn’t get married; they just got one of their shoes tied.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Bernie is after her money!
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
All about the pounds
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods yes…
“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
comixbomix about 4 hours ago
I wonder if anyone, as a wedding gift, gave Marjorie and Bernie condoms…just in case?
meowlin about 4 hours ago
The bouquet toss at Ms. Yuvienco’s wedding reception must have been… interesting.
A Common 'tator about 4 hours ago
Mazel Tov Marjorie and Bernie… They may have set a new world record for the oldest bride and groom.
KC135E/R BOOMER about 2 hours ago
Good for them! I do wonder how hard it was to hold their wheelchairs up during the Horah.
Bilan about 1 hour ago
I hope Joelle’s new husband understood that he will always play second fiddle to the dog.
FGWaiss 30 minutes ago
Did Joelle throw Sago to the single women after the ceremony?