Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 08, 2024

She has the drop on him

Not a place to express one’s creativity, I’m afraid. :-)

One more reason not to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.

And mine will be in how I fall after you pack my chute.

The packer needs to test it first.

“He died so creatively” is not very reassuring.

He is also using starch when he washes them.

You should always pack your own chute.

Good (or maybe bad) timing. I’m heading up to Tahoe for a week where I plan to use the skydiving gift certificate my daughter gave me. I will let the pros pack the chutes…

For Sale: Parachute. New. Never opened.

“Uh, is your way safe? I mean, does it open right?”

“I’ve never had anyone come back and complain.”

If at first you don’t succeed, try…….Does not apply to skydiving.

How did they test the best way to pack a parachute? Like Calvin’s dad would say, they packed a bunch of different ways and observed each parachuter as they fell. The one who survived is the chute that was packed best.