Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 07, 2024

Your definition of “Variety” is messed up, Calvin. Figuratively and literally.

Calvin is right

Tell your mom, “Variety is the spice of life…..”

Reminds me of South Park ep when Kenny did that for school pictures.

Should’ve tried that on Halloween.

I pity Calvin—stuck with parents who have absolutely NO sense of humor!

Calvin feels the other kids don’t laugh at him enough.

I remember buying an oversize American made T-shirt online from one of the earliest truly indie printed T-shirt companies. The care label said “100% cotton, machine wash, tumble dry low. Not to be worn as pants.”

He was so happy about going to school for a change.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you’re built upside down!

Mothers never foster creativity

Live a little, mom.

I wonder if I can dress like that to get out of jury duty.

Mom and Miss Wormwood are on the same page.

He’s so short, he plays handball with the curb. (his t-shirt’s arms go to his ankles.)