All this talk of bidets makes me think of my first “exposure” to one, albeit in a movie: “Bon Voyage”, from Disney (1962). When the family, led by Fred MacMurray and Jane Wyman, gets to their Paris hotel room, Kevin Corcoran as the younger son goes to the bathroom and screams that the toilet squirted him. My mother was aware of bidets at the time and was hoping that they would show it, but no such luck (they wouldn’t/couldn’t even show toilets then – “protect the children”, I guess). Being only 9 at the time, I had no idea what this was all about).
STEPUP 3 months ago
Hazel’s last tinkle!!!
blunebottle 3 months ago
I guess washing after using the toilet is out of the question.
Zykoic 3 months ago
At first the bidet’s stream was soothing to the broom-handle burn.
jessebob42 3 months ago
LOL
iggyman 3 months ago
The Curse this House sign!
iggyman 3 months ago
“I’m melting, what a world, what a world”!
julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago
At least the toilet paper is installed correctly.
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
That had to sting!
dallenboston 3 months ago
Bidet your problems away
iggyman 3 months ago
The ultimate swirley!
backyardcowboy 3 months ago
But does the water swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise?
(Depends where the equator is)
Prey 3 months ago
Bad beer does that to me …. at least, that´s what it feels like.
Doug K 3 months ago
Butt first …
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
Seems like a dangerous appliance to have for a witch. Sorta like a slug living with salt block furniture
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
There was burning in Hazel’s loins!
kartis 3 months ago
Witches always get it in the end.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 3 months ago
I love my bidet and never need to worry about another TP shortage
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
She had to take a Witchy poo.
uniquename 3 months ago
Is that a better or worse way to go than having a house land on you?
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
That dam-ned Dorothy….see what you started….
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
OH no, that’s horrible — but I got a good laugh out of it. But, ewwwwwww.
hooglah 3 months ago
I wish pelosie would do it.
FireAnt_Hater 3 months ago
What a horrible way to go LOL !
ira.crank 3 months ago
We were watching a Poirot TV show from the 90s and Inspector Japp washed his face in one.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
So that’s how you get Witch Hazel.
cactusbob333 3 months ago
Bidets really hate @sses. When they see one coming on, they spit at it.
zeexenon 3 months ago
Another case for Plumbob the Plumber.
Buoy 3 months ago
At least she’s wicked clean now. Makes me wonder how witches bathe. They must use a load of baby powder.
Lablubber 3 months ago
Does this mean there are no witches in France?
6turtle9 3 months ago
Toil(et) Toil(et) bubble and boil…
Bilan 3 months ago
Of all the parts of the body to start melting first, that’s the worst.
Stephen Gilberg 3 months ago
If witches can’t touch water, do they even pee?
paulprobujr 3 months ago
Curses, foiled again!
WF11 2 months ago
All this talk of bidets makes me think of my first “exposure” to one, albeit in a movie: “Bon Voyage”, from Disney (1962). When the family, led by Fred MacMurray and Jane Wyman, gets to their Paris hotel room, Kevin Corcoran as the younger son goes to the bathroom and screams that the toilet squirted him. My mother was aware of bidets at the time and was hoping that they would show it, but no such luck (they wouldn’t/couldn’t even show toilets then – “protect the children”, I guess). Being only 9 at the time, I had no idea what this was all about).