The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 07, 2024

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    STEPUP  3 months ago

    Hazel’s last tinkle!!!

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    I guess washing after using the toilet is out of the question.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    At first the bidet’s stream was soothing to the broom-handle burn.

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    jessebob42  3 months ago

    LOL

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    The Curse this House sign!

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    “I’m melting, what a world, what a world”!

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    At least the toilet paper is installed correctly.

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    That had to sting!

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    dallenboston  3 months ago

    Bidet your problems away

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    The ultimate swirley!

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    But does the water swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise?

    (Depends where the equator is)

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    Prey  3 months ago

    Bad beer does that to me …. at least, that´s what it feels like.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Butt first …

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    Seems like a dangerous appliance to have for a witch. Sorta like a slug living with salt block furniture

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    There was burning in Hazel’s loins!

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    kartis  3 months ago

    Witches always get it in the end.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I love my bidet and never need to worry about another TP shortage

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    She had to take a Witchy poo.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    Is that a better or worse way to go than having a house land on you?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    That dam-ned Dorothy….see what you started….

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    OH no, that’s horrible — but I got a good laugh out of it. But, ewwwwwww.

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    hooglah  3 months ago

    I wish pelosie would do it.

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    FireAnt_Hater  3 months ago

    What a horrible way to go LOL !

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    ira.crank  3 months ago

    We were watching a Poirot TV show from the 90s and Inspector Japp washed his face in one.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    So that’s how you get Witch Hazel.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    Bidets really hate @sses. When they see one coming on, they spit at it.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Another case for Plumbob the Plumber.

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    At least she’s wicked clean now. Makes me wonder how witches bathe. They must use a load of baby powder.

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Does this mean there are no witches in France?

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    Toil(et) Toil(et) bubble and boil…

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Of all the parts of the body to start melting first, that’s the worst.

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    If witches can’t touch water, do they even pee?

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    paulprobujr  3 months ago

    Curses, foiled again!

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    WF11  2 months ago

    All this talk of bidets makes me think of my first “exposure” to one, albeit in a movie: “Bon Voyage”, from Disney (1962). When the family, led by Fred MacMurray and Jane Wyman, gets to their Paris hotel room, Kevin Corcoran as the younger son goes to the bathroom and screams that the toilet squirted him. My mother was aware of bidets at the time and was hoping that they would show it, but no such luck (they wouldn’t/couldn’t even show toilets then – “protect the children”, I guess). Being only 9 at the time, I had no idea what this was all about).

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