Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 03, 2024

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    eromlig  about 2 months ago

    “I drink to forget. Right now, I’m trying to forget my bar bill.”

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    i_am_the_jam  about 2 months ago

    And so she never talked to him again…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A beery good answer.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Such daring honesty!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Uh-oh! Somebody jostle Dave, we’re stuck on October 1st!

    Sorry, couldn’t resist!

    Homer Simpson once said:

    “Oh beer, is there anything you can’t do?!”

    Dave’s about to find out.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 months ago

    As a 78 year old widow, I could use a nice young strong boyfriend. Lots of things I need done around the house.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    High hops for some romance?

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    FassEddie  about 2 months ago

    In the morning he’ll be sadder, Bud Weiser!

    Mad Magazine.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He’s a stout-hearted guy, an ale fellow well met; you might say he’s lager than life.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    and yet some way, some how, by some miracle, they still get together… (she’s the poster child of patients…er… patience!)

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    just gotta love the doggies little quips! Lol!!

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    Jeff0811  about 2 months ago

    There’s a reason classic jokes are still around. Liked this one, although my wife would be more inclined to celebrate than I would.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 months ago

    Beerspeak can ruin your Day-by-Dave night …!

    ( reality check: better go soak the dishes … AND finish )

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    There are many ways to say I love you. burp. :)

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    he’ll love her when the beer runs out…

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