“I drink to forget. Right now, I’m trying to forget my bar bill.”
And so she never talked to him again…
A beery good answer.
Such daring honesty!
Uh-oh! Somebody jostle Dave, we’re stuck on October 1st!
Sorry, couldn’t resist!
Homer Simpson once said:
“Oh beer, is there anything you can’t do?!”
Dave’s about to find out.
As a 78 year old widow, I could use a nice young strong boyfriend. Lots of things I need done around the house.
High hops for some romance?
In the morning he’ll be sadder, Bud Weiser!
Mad Magazine.
He’s a stout-hearted guy, an ale fellow well met; you might say he’s lager than life.
and yet some way, some how, by some miracle, they still get together… (she’s the poster child of patients…er… patience!)
just gotta love the doggies little quips! Lol!!
There’s a reason classic jokes are still around. Liked this one, although my wife would be more inclined to celebrate than I would.
Beerspeak can ruin your Day-by-Dave night …!
( reality check: better go soak the dishes … AND finish )
There are many ways to say I love you. burp. :)
he’ll love her when the beer runs out…
eromlig about 2 months ago
“I drink to forget. Right now, I’m trying to forget my bar bill.”
i_am_the_jam about 2 months ago
And so she never talked to him again…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
A beery good answer.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Such daring honesty!
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Uh-oh! Somebody jostle Dave, we’re stuck on October 1st!
Sorry, couldn’t resist!
Homer Simpson once said:
“Oh beer, is there anything you can’t do?!”
Dave’s about to find out.
christelisbetty about 2 months ago
As a 78 year old widow, I could use a nice young strong boyfriend. Lots of things I need done around the house.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
High hops for some romance?
FassEddie about 2 months ago
In the morning he’ll be sadder, Bud Weiser!
Mad Magazine.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’s a stout-hearted guy, an ale fellow well met; you might say he’s lager than life.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
and yet some way, some how, by some miracle, they still get together… (she’s the poster child of patients…er… patience!)
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
just gotta love the doggies little quips! Lol!!
Jeff0811 about 2 months ago
There’s a reason classic jokes are still around. Liked this one, although my wife would be more inclined to celebrate than I would.
Howard'sMyHero about 2 months ago
Beerspeak can ruin your Day-by-Dave night …!
( reality check: better go soak the dishes … AND finish )
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
There are many ways to say I love you. burp. :)
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
he’ll love her when the beer runs out…