Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 01, 2024

Well you best make it fast, cause I got carrot sticks coming out my azz!!

Looks like it’s going to be a very long leek.

Blessed are the leek…

Or something like that.

World Vegetarian Day??

Are we supposed to cook and eat a Vegetarian??

Sounds weirdly specific, but it’s a World Day, so I’m not gonna argue!

So, not today, but ♫ We’ll meat again ♪ don’t know where ♪ don’t know when ♫ But we’ll meat again some BBQ day. ♫

It’s vine for vegetarians to celebrate today, but I don’t plant to join them.

“I don’t carrot all.”

When vegetarians die, do they get planted? (Or just composted?)

… so he’s going to just leave a car rot.

Why did he have to take a leek first? Why couldn’t he take a leek later?

National Taco day finally is always on Tuesday.

OMG! Hysterical! You can also make cockie leekie too!

They could both of them just stew about it.

So if the cab runs over a zucchini, it will become squash, right?

The cabbie must be Welsh…they have a thing about leeks.

Hopefully they don’t carrot too much.

I drank too much last night. My pea is green.

Time to load up on vitamins B12 and D3 …!

( they “meat” the requirement )

Nuts, I have a mostly vegetarian diet, but I didn’t see this until after I ate a tuna sandwich.

He doesn’t carrot all for that other guy.

sure hope that the cabbie earns a good celery…

The leek could rideshare with a pea.

Leeks give me chives.

Silly carrot, he should take a tUber.