Just wait until you can get a revolving light that casts “ghosts” and “goblins” on your caver for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. But wait, today you can get two revolving lights for the low price of $19.95, just play and additional shipping and handling charge.
Seriously, anyone who does not have arachnophobia would not be afraid of a spider minding his or her in a web on a tree outside of the home. Yes! I like spiders!
gammaguy about 2 months ago
I remember when Halloween happened on October 30, not the whole month.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Everything is spooky… except for the Election…
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
The Count ❤️s how this guy thinks!! Dilly! Dilly!
wongo about 2 months ago
You want spooky? Let me show you my grocery bill!
sandpiper about 2 months ago
In the current milieu ghosts and hobgoblins are way down the list of scary people.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Just wait until you can get a revolving light that casts “ghosts” and “goblins” on your caver for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. But wait, today you can get two revolving lights for the low price of $19.95, just play and additional shipping and handling charge.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
Don’t tell anyone, but WE are the spookiest things on this planet. Shhh.
goboboyd about 2 months ago
What? No Santa with fangs!"
Smeagol about 2 months ago
Can’t wait for Halloween candy to go on sale after Halloween.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
The wind … the whistling wind … the howling-shrieking wind … Mariah?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago
Seriously, anyone who does not have arachnophobia would not be afraid of a spider minding his or her in a web on a tree outside of the home. Yes! I like spiders!
cipactli77 about 2 months ago
In the cool of the evening when everything is getting kind of groovy…
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
…..the candy.