One of the funniest one liners I ever heard was when I was watching an episode of Barney Miller. Lt. Luger came into the station, saw an older couple yelling at Barney and asked Sgt. Dietrick what was the problem? Dietrick said the semen sample they had left at a local cryogenic lab had been destroyed and now He is too old to have children and they want it back. Luger sneered as he glanced at the couple and said to Dietrick, ‘dead beats’. And Dietrick said, ‘exactly’.
The title panel reminds me of the monument dealer next to US Route 1 near Bangor, Maine. They had a display of headstones near the road. The most prominent one was inscribed, “Drive Carefully. We can wait.”
dadthedawg Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Kind of catchy, like The Grateful Dead….
oldpine52 about 14 hours ago
But now they’re having trouble borrowing money for to buy their instruments.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Do they play “The Sound of Silence”?
Imagine about 14 hours ago
Andy Capp could be your lead singer.
Jayalexander about 13 hours ago
Grateful dead was already taken.
Mediatech about 12 hours ago
No live concerts
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 11 hours ago
Is that because “The Grateful Dead” was taken?
dlkrueger33 about 11 hours ago
The Grateful Dead approve.
Man of the Woods about 9 hours ago
I have an ex-stepson who has that same name, 35 years old and still lives with his Mother. Just doesn’t like to work.,
Funniguy about 8 hours ago
And yet, the beat goes on.
'IndyMan' about 8 hours ago
Nice to see the ‘shocked’ look on Roz’s visage ! ! ! !
silverking1953 about 8 hours ago
They’re going on tour with the Permanent Stones.
The Famous Eccles about 8 hours ago
There was a group in the 60s in Liverpool named “The Undertakers”!
pheets about 7 hours ago
Almost groan worthy :D
prrdh about 6 hours ago
How about ‘Grateful for the Dead’?
rshive about 5 hours ago
No accordions please.
arrseetee about 5 hours ago
One of the funniest one liners I ever heard was when I was watching an episode of Barney Miller. Lt. Luger came into the station, saw an older couple yelling at Barney and asked Sgt. Dietrick what was the problem? Dietrick said the semen sample they had left at a local cryogenic lab had been destroyed and now He is too old to have children and they want it back. Luger sneered as he glanced at the couple and said to Dietrick, ‘dead beats’. And Dietrick said, ‘exactly’.
Holden Awn about 4 hours ago
They have to wait for the Final Trumpet for a standing ovation.
Skeptical Meg about 4 hours ago
The best mortician jokes were on the Life of Riley radio show.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 hours ago
“I don’t solicit business. There’s no point in trying.
What I like about my customers is
They just keep on dying."
www.youtube.Com/watch?v=2SGQ4oY7QDU
miltondavis about 4 hours ago
The Morticians were “live and in person” a few years ago…
brick10 about 4 hours ago
There used to be a men’s quartet, Three Docs & a Digger ( 3 doctors/dentists and a funeral director).
oakie817 about 3 hours ago
ba dum tss
ArcticFox Premium Member about 3 hours ago
They specialize in funeral marches.
Billy Yank about 2 hours ago
The title panel reminds me of the monument dealer next to US Route 1 near Bangor, Maine. They had a display of headstones near the road. The most prominent one was inscribed, “Drive Carefully. We can wait.”