Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 20, 2024

Kind of catchy, like The Grateful Dead….

But now they’re having trouble borrowing money for to buy their instruments.

Do they play “The Sound of Silence”?

Andy Capp could be your lead singer.

Grateful dead was already taken.

No live concerts

Is that because “The Grateful Dead” was taken?

The Grateful Dead approve.

I have an ex-stepson who has that same name, 35 years old and still lives with his Mother. Just doesn’t like to work.,

And yet, the beat goes on.

Nice to see the ‘shocked’ look on Roz’s visage ! ! ! !

They’re going on tour with the Permanent Stones.

There was a group in the 60s in Liverpool named “The Undertakers”!

Almost groan worthy :D

How about ‘Grateful for the Dead’?

No accordions please.

One of the funniest one liners I ever heard was when I was watching an episode of Barney Miller. Lt. Luger came into the station, saw an older couple yelling at Barney and asked Sgt. Dietrick what was the problem? Dietrick said the semen sample they had left at a local cryogenic lab had been destroyed and now He is too old to have children and they want it back. Luger sneered as he glanced at the couple and said to Dietrick, ‘dead beats’. And Dietrick said, ‘exactly’.

They have to wait for the Final Trumpet for a standing ovation.

The best mortician jokes were on the Life of Riley radio show.

“I don’t solicit business. There’s no point in trying.

What I like about my customers is

They just keep on dying."

www.youtube.Com/watch?v=2SGQ4oY7QDU

The Morticians were “live and in person” a few years ago…

There used to be a men’s quartet, Three Docs & a Digger ( 3 doctors/dentists and a funeral director).

ba dum tss

They specialize in funeral marches.

The title panel reminds me of the monument dealer next to US Route 1 near Bangor, Maine. They had a display of headstones near the road. The most prominent one was inscribed, “Drive Carefully. We can wait.”

Can Trump join? Since he’s the biggest deadbeat of them all (just ask his supporters who got stranded in the desert because he refused to pay the buses!).

A Grateful Dead cover band.

Are they going to open for the “Stones?”

and they play at the local cemetery where everyone is dying to get in.

The biggest funeral home in Western NY is the Amigone Funeral home (Am I Gone?). Yes … they are for real. Yes … that is the real name of owners.