Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 19, 2024

Animal would take care of that mountain of Roombas…

Nobody is watching the tortie kitten who has been threatening to open the door! Iggy doesn’t need an audience, he will tell everyone when he decodes the message. Ora Zella always needs supervision!

Here we go…

Onward Cruller Warrior. Marching on to The Muppet Show? Those Killer Roombas have NO CHANCE against her tortiness.

Sitting back and waiting ain’t OZ’s style. Bring the fight to the enemy!

In case of tortie break door…

Is her tail puffed out in the last panel, or is it wagging? It’s so hard to tell with a kitten (oh, excuse me, very smol cat) tail.

Is she dancing in the first 2 panels? The third and fourth panel look like she has her paws on her hips in a determined manner.

Oh noes, she’s whispering like the entranced cats. Is she being drawn to the door, or approaching it of her own volition? Also, I don’t see any hinges on the door: which way will it open? I’m guessing inward.

Those must have been lyrics from the infamous Muppet Show episode featuring the donut-loving muppet, Donut Monster, which had to be removed from circulation because of all the rude jokes about holes.

Oooo, she’s all puffytail…

Any ideas on how she is going to reach the door knob?

The best defense…

Has she been taken over by the aliens?

It’s time to fight the fight… O.Z. must be stopped for now…

Ok, how about River on the movie “Serenity” beating down all the “Reevers”. Chain saw, blow torch, “No force in the ’verse can stop me”.

It sounds like several someones gently rapping on their chamber door.

’Tis the Roombas and nothing more.

♪♪ It’s time to clean the carpet

It’s time to sparkle bright

It’s time to save the earth world

It’s time to set things right ♪♪

♪♪ It’s time to turn the door knob

It’s time to bring the fight

It’s time to wear the donut

On “The Muppet Show” tonight ♪♪

♪♪ To introduce our guest stars

That’s what I’m here to do

And it really makes me happy

To introduce to you ♪♪

KILLER ROOMBAS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!

If the Roombas get in the apartment it is going to hinder Iggy’s decoding efforts, they will probably pick up all his notes. Though I am not sure how they would handle that, it might clog them up.

t’s the Muppet Show

It’s time to play the musicIt’s time to light the lightsIt’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonightIt’s time to put on make upIt’s time to dress up rightIt’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

Steenky little cat want to letting in little green alien robots from outer space? Why what a terrible traitor.

Back of Determined Smol Cat Head.

Is that a tiny tail poof in the last panel??

Don’t do it Ora Zella, you little agent of Chaos!

Here we go…

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Tabith-Isis: I’m here at the Royal Kitchen interviewing Chef Thomios and his baking crew, who are planning their Feast of Candy banquet. Thomios, what can you tell us about what goes into your planning?

Thomios: Well, each year we try to make the banquet even bigger and better than the last. This year Trevor-Hotep had a bumper crop of Sincere Pumpkins, so we plan to feature pumpkin desserts in addition to many of the fine autumn flavors we feature each year.

Tabs: I know I never say no to your apple desserts. They seem to pair with a slice of cheese on the side.

Thomios: Rest assured we will have plenty of apple desserts and a variety of cheeses from Where We Know Not.

Tabs: I do know some of the cheeses come from the Wonderful Creamery at Punn State.

Thomios: That’s right. The Royal Procurers have just returned from a cheese taking seminar there.

Tabs: And I know you always have something available for a quick nosh or a late night snack.

Thomios: Yes. Can I interest you in a cinnamon scone and a cup of tea?

Tabs: I thought you’d never ask. This is Tabith-Isis of Baking Cat News reporting for the Daily Scroll.

Always wear the donut.

Maybe she’s right, and it is time to face the inevitable. If those Roomba want a fight, have at it. Cry havoc and let slip the smol cats of war

John Phillip Sousa: Stars and Stripes Forever

Hurray for the Glazed, Boston Creme, and Cinnamon

And donuts covered with powdered sugar

They are all delicious, it is true

But remember to wear the donut!

We go forth to battle the foe

We can’t be defeated when we wear dough!

All enemies and foes beware

We’re coming for you and we wear the donut!

What does “wear the donut” mean?

Wear the donut? I shall clothe myself in coffeeness!

Another one that would make a great Saturday cliffhanger, if not for Georgia working ahead. Ora Zella is brave, but she might get overwhelmed by the number of roombas on the other side of that door.

Please don’t open that door, Ora Zella. I know you’re a smol agent of Chaos, but this may be more than you can handle on hyour own.

The World’s Smol-est Loose Cannon vs. Alien Roombas! Yeah … what could possibly go wrong?!

I’m loving the little speckles of color on the back of OZ’s head. Perfect tiny details, Georgia!

OT: Daughter Update…

WALDORF: “I always dreamed we’d be back here.”

STATLER: “Those weren’t dreams! Those were nightmares!”

* * * * * * * * * * * *

WALDORF: “I guess that all’s well, ends well.”

STATLER: "Doesn’t matter to me, as long as it ends!”

* * * * * * * * * * * *

WALDORF: I didn’t know cats could do that!

STATLER: Be that talented?

WALDORF: No, be that bad!

* * * * * * * * * * * *

STATLER: You think this comic is educational?

WALDORF: Yes, it will drive people to read books.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

WALDORF: Wake me when the story line starts.

STATLER: It’s already been on awhile!

WALDORF: Wake me when it’s over.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

STATLER: I guess all’s well that ends well.

WALDORF: Doesn’t matter to me, as long as it ends.

* * * * * * * * * * *

WALDORF: This has been a story line to remember.

STATLER: Why?

WALDORF: I forgot.

Every zombie movie has one person with no respect for thr group or self preservation.

Noooooooooooo!

Oh no! We all thought the little ones were immune to the alien Roombas’ possession, but what if the effect is just delayed? Who can save us now?

I just acquired an earworm! That Muppet Show theme —-it stays!

Fear not – CHAOS KITTY is here!

OT: Jora

Oh no!

Ora Zella vs. Killer Roombas! She can take them with both paws tied behind her back.

Am I the only one who sang this strip?

OT

Curiosity killed the cat… Or at least caused alien doomba chaos.

Oh, Ora Zella…you’re very cute in your little nightgown. But this is not a good idea.

I suppose there’s always the possibility that she can’t reach the doorknob, or can’t turn it, but that wouldn’t advance the story any, would it?

Pucky, help me to get clean.

Cant take the chaos any more.

The Roombas’ green glowing lights

Have me in quite a fright.

Slam, Slam, Slamming on the front door.

Slam, Slam, Slamming on the front door.

Slam, Slam, Slamming on the front door.

Slam, Slam, Slamming on the front door.

Oz watches too much TV!

Did i say she’d do this or didn’t I?

It’s Happy Gotcha Day for my cats, Janet & Orrie. Five years ago I went to the local animal shelter looking for a couple 3 to 8 year old cats to fill the void left when Lily and Niko crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Somehow I came home with a matched pair of tuxedo kittens, 8 week old sisters. When I got them I could hold one in each hand. Now using two hands I can barely hold just one of them. But of course they still think they can both sit on my lap at the same time.

If anyone knows what that means I would appreciate a clue in.

No it’s always time to wear the donut

Occasionally I absolutely no idea what’s going on. But that’s ok .

Such a fearless little kitten who’s tail is about to take off.

I am wondering when the CiB will show up.

Wow. The theme to the Muppet Show takes me back. I hadn’t seen/heard it in a long time. Great memories.