Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 06, 2024

Lame Toupee Rabbit is wise.

He could try saying a tongue twister, something like “Rub her baby bump, you buggers.”

For convenience or in an emergency: A shaken bottle of Coca-Cola avoided the funnel. And it wasn’t for that particular purpose. [Sorry, it’s true.]

Or the bunny tirds run down your back…

Coonskin cap would look better.

Number three was a stealth Frog Applause.

Better root beer enemas than smoke enemas. Those were a real thing…

When it comes to enema funnels, 7-Up works best. But, they’re hard to clean. Of course, the funniest enemas are the ones you don’t see coming.

isn’t that hat warm?

A head of hare makes for a funny bunny punny!

Mitch finally found a purpose in life.

Let’s call the 3rd panel below HARVEY …!

( hip hip … dang dangling participles …! )

Dad’s birthday is today.

That wascawwy wabbit is giving someone the side eye.

Weather The Storm Out.

As always, deep thanks to you, Teresa, for blasting the plaque from our synaptic connections!

I feel ripped off. I was all prepared for three F.A. Reruns, but only got two. Lame. I need some bunny to love.

The peyote ones are a different story.

You have to watch out for the cream that floats to the top…..it’s the very end, ide say!

Eww

Yes, it’s too bad that truth in advertising isn’t a thing between friends. Re-gifted throw pillows would be one thing, but …

Nice Head on The Draw.

The Judge of #two Constipation .

Dennis Hopper is on the ball.

Forest And The Trump Gump and I’ll forget Grumpy Asian Kid Rock on Misfit Island.

Loose in Bowels and Bowels To Go Loosely with Leslie is a man name too.

RABBIT HOLES IN HIS BRAIN CAVITY.

Freeze, Mr. Freeze, freezing water in cubed deminison for dead too.

Move it

Move it

Wabbit Seasons in the Sun.

Curry Powder.

My neck needs more surgery.

1, 2, and 3 on my spinal cord is wearing a bit.

Dr. wants to go lower to /the /4 and 5 for screws and fix me in up and away.

Huge burping cleaning nose sound off.

1. This is not a dad joke.

2. This is not any kind of a joke.

3. If you’re saying this is a joke, then the implication is that it’s perfectly fine to accept and use a regifted root beer enema funnel.

Once again, Frog Applause fosters enema practices that are laissez faire to the point of being criminally dangerous.

…reminds me how Han Solo hid from the Empirical forces…

…why would you give rootbeer an enema?…

…classic Dad joke #789: …

…she was only the farmer’s daughter…

…but all the horse manure…

…speaking of jokes…

…did you see those Browns play???…

…ouch!…

…they even made my eyes sore…

… I want my hasenpfeffer…

…in order to get the best reception from his thinking cap…

…Albert had to adjust the rabbit ears…

…gives new definition to hare piece…

… trying to think of which restroom he needs to go in…

…Matilda watching from behind the pillar…

…hated his hare brained schemes…

…but wondered if she could give him better head than he was already getting…

…she threw the Make America Great Again hat in the trash…

…with that harepiece…

…he’d be afraid of Fox, now…

…perhaps…

…she should just get him a pair of Vans, instead…

I believe the phrase is “pull a rabbit out of your hat” not “pull a rabbit as your hat”.

…!

Deep thoughts and bon mots. Up to 40% of our neurons are located in the digestive tract. Has anyone checked our scat for signs of intelligence?

Putting the FUN back in “funnel”.

Another Head Coach on the side covering there lips when TV cameras are reading there mouth wash and calling someone about it.We want to win!

His mouthwash is to blame.

Play the blame game…