Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 23, 2024

Gilbert?

Fangs you. Fangs you very much!

That bites.

He’s a real sucker!

3 fangs?

“Fang kyou!”

His colleagues is theenks he sucks a lot.

“Thank you. Plus I have tricuspids.”

That’s one tough overbite

That’s a real toothy grin.

All the better to suck your blood

Suck-up!

I’m outa here! I’m tired of getting stuck for the drinks.

All right! That’s my man, Godfrey!

He’s still young….wait til he looses the middle fang….he’ll be like the rest…

That’s because he really sank his teeth into his job.

Like Churchill, he offered blood, toil, tears and sweat. Or at least one of the above.

works at a blood bank, does he??

I wonder if that’s natural or an implant?

Is that considered playing both sides against the middle?

He bought two fake teeth, and the third he Godfrey.