Herman by Jim Unger for October 26, 2024

Took a little bit to see the cap.

“Just this package of mail order bacon.”

“Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds.”

Nobody mentioned dogs….

No mail for number 27. Ever.

Frank’s dead. Ask one of the dogs.

Should’ve named him “Cliff” instead of “Frank.”

Frank. Short for frankfurter ? ‘Cause they’re eating him while that worthless idiot stands there. Surprised he ain’t videoing him on his phone.

too late, I’m afraid they already ripped out his esophagus

what a day to forget your dog spray

The ultimate mailman vs dog contest. He lost.

That’s terrible! LOL anyway.

Frank? Frank?

“Dangit, Frank! You got blood on the letter from my Aunt Julie!”

Frank is in no condition to answer.

27 was Frank Mahavolich’s number

“Hello Newman”

Are you sure they haven’t devoured him?

He’s a little busy right now.

Saying “the dog ate it” isn’t always a bad excuse.

… Uhh, Frank?