Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 18, 2024

Relax, Mildred. Most of us guys would be more likely to vote for you, not less.

I would vote for you because you read comics.

Whaat? Steenky crook Goldilocks president? No ways.

Moe! More! Don’t leave us hanging!

If you read them to me I’ll stuff the drop boxes for you.

In our country, that is increasingly like living in Toon Town, anything is possible.

No one understands X-Men continuity. There are about fifty seven different ‘Jean Greys’ running around and the retroconned Ice Man to be gay.

A presidential candidate that can read… What a novel concept!

I just want any competent adult to run for president… If reading comics is the only crime she has, then she has my vote.

You read comics, Mildred? You have my vote!

I would vote for her because she reads the comics.

She’s in love with “John”. Hmmm… ☺

Reads comics? All the better.

You can always blast them with space lazars if they don’t vote for you.

Once they get exposed to your narcissism, probably (hopefully) not.

Millie for President! Free Comics for Everyone!

I’m a dead white man who votes in every precinct in the county in every election, and I would vote for her, but only because she smelled the best!

She’s got my vote.

If we only voted for people who read comics, the world would be a better place!

at least you read

Ohhh bring back the Fireside Chats and read the comics!!!

Yes.

Maybe not “X-Men” – but how about Life With Lip?

I would vote for her cat to be president if it could explain the X-Men continuity to me!

If she reads “Last Kiss?” Debatable….

X-Men continuity is a snap…AUs solve everything!

Is reading the comics worse than being a comic strip character running for office?

David Sedaris said this about the upcoming election…If you’re an undecided voter, it’s like being offered two choices for dinner. Chicken, or a pile of excrement laced with ground glass, and you ask how the chicken is prepared.

Voters will buy anything when the alternative is bad enough.