B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 20, 2024

Hot take

Looks like they’ve lost their marbles.

In my years in grade school I always won at marbles. I don’t even remember how to play

It didn’t happen like this, but I lost mine long ago

Someone up there lost one of their marbles! Be extremely careful Dinos! This might not end good for you!

Sorry….gonna have to start over!!!!!

I remember putting marbles in a frying pan, heating them up and adding a few drops of water to make them crack. Cool

In the Young Count’s ’hood it meant taking them our of the bottom of the goldfish bowl and shooting them at city busses with a slingshot. Dilly! Dilly!

Most likely a chondrite.

You’ll find out when the hull cools off enough to open the hatch

Whoa! That’s better than a Steelie! ☺

Now that’s what I call s shooter.

No dubs, backs, or everys.

At least this one didn’t make the dinos extinct.

That was one grandfather of a marble.

Must have been a smaller one.

I don’t know, but I’d dig up the meteorite as soon as it cools.

Trained meteors.

(Meteorite is whatever is left afterward.)

Fodder for a very early conspiracy. Shhh, THEY don’t want you to know the truth.

Granite.

Why in the h3ll have him start a sentence with “I Mean”??

The asteroid must have broken into several pieces as it approached earth, because they would not hear the piece that hit them: It travels faster than the speed of sound. For an eye-witness account of a major meteor strike, read the Gilgamesh Epic, and find the line “The Anunnaki lifted up their torches,” which is the molten ejecta.