Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 25, 2024

Umm, if Elvis is doing that, somebody should real-quick-like take a look and see what Puck might be up to!

As in, NOW!

Someone’s knocking at the door

Someone’s vacuuming the hall

Start the chaos and open the door

Let them in…

ELVIS NO! LISTEN TO ORAZUZU NOT THE MOTHER DOOMBA!

Yeah. Hopefully they’re not after Tortimer. We like him and we like him just the way he is!

Come on, Iggy, get after decoding those messages!

Someone STOP Elvis before he does something undignified!

Stay in your lane, Elvis. This is so not like you, and so not dignified!

CHAOS It’s what we do. -Ora Zella.

But Iggy looks so cute, concentrating on codebreaking.

Well, kittens — especially torties — have a monopoly on chaos.

That’s a chilling thought, Bea. You have to make sure they don’t get him.

Well, they CAN’T HAVE HIM! So there!

I think we all have this backwards. Maybe the alien Doombas aren’t here to attack. Maybe they are groupies here to pay tribute to Tortimer. Maybe they are fans!

Oh, dear. The zombies are now joining the fight.

Huh, never thought I’d see the day that Lupin has to stop Elvis from doing something. Usually it’s the other way around.

Maybe being called “weirdo” will snap Elvis out of it. I would think them’s fightin’ words for an ornery cat.

Well, that’s interesting. In the third panel, the symbols Iggy is looking at spell A I (ay eye).

Elvis is operating under a Dark Moon tonight. And Lupin vs Elvis in the battle for the door. Place your bets!

Down, Elvis.

Why does this feel like a Muppet movie? I’m thinking of Gonzo’s people finding him.

Tortimor resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Oh, I just had a wild thought! What if this is “The Fugitive” from The Twilight Zone?

Where is Dan Dare when you need him?

Why are they only attacking that place? I suspect it is all the cat and other animal fur in the carpet. Maybe Tortimer sent out a distress signal that he could not handle it all himself.

Oh, the poor Girl (and presumably the Boy also)! Their Mom won’t wake up, the elder cats are asleep or hypnotized, horrible noises are coming from the far side of the door, and only Kittens (and Lupin) for protection. They must be terrified.

So the Doomba message might be something like “Give us Tortimer and no one gets hurt!”

Why of course what else but that. Them steenky aliens robots is here to takes away one of theirs kind back to his steenky home planet. And also to conquers the world and rules the earth of course.

Obveeously them steenky aliens is needs more steenky robots of theirs kind to fights with them in their attack to takes over the planet earth. Which is why thems is here to recruits al the steenky robots on earth.

Reach for it, Elvis.

There is seems to be no how against steenky aliens robots. Only Ninja Sloth can saves them now.