Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 24, 2024

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    Da'Dad  29 days ago

    All I can say is JJ captured my wife and I. He had me at dark chocolate.

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    C  29 days ago

    Tasty complaints

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 29 days ago

    Looks like she’s having a hard time opening the bag. I can identify with that.

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    Retrac Premium Member 29 days ago

    That is how she gets the candy.

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    AnneFackler  29 days ago

    We always have no trick or treaters because we live 1/4 mile down a gravel road. Every year I buy what we like.

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    Homerville Premium Member 29 days ago

    She knows why.

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    Rhetorical_Question   29 days ago

    Personal consumption?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  29 days ago

    Me! Me! I know why she sends him.

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  29 days ago

    He got them for you, Janis!

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  29 days ago

    My husband will send me off to the store “unsupervised” when he wants tasty snacks he wouldn’t normally purchase. One time, not knowing me shopping alone was code, I came home sans goodies. “But I sent you unsupervised just knowing you’d bring home something we didn’t need, snack-wise!” I think Janis must do the same when it’s time for Halloween candies.

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    jmworacle  29 days ago

    And Arlo takes his job of eating the candy before it has a chance to spoil.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 29 days ago

    You had me at sea salted caramels.

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    fjblume2000  29 days ago

    Verily, methinks the damsel doth protest too much! Arlo, to make points, git them ezy-open bags!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 28 days ago

    2 bags of Hershey dark chocolate chunks with almonds. Never get any kids:)

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 28 days ago

    Anybody else recall when Halloween was the only time you could buy ‘fun size’ candy. Eventually the manufacturers realized there exists there is a year-round appetite for them. After all, I am just going to have one or two…where did the bag of candy go!?!

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    davidob  28 days ago

    Junk food junkie.

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    BJDucer  28 days ago

    Oh my….you can’t tell me Janis doesn’t realize she asks Arlo to go out and get the candy every year(!) so he’ll buy such products in excess. When he does, she’ll pretend to be upset at him but will eat the candy so it doesn’t go to waste without feeling culpable herself.

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    david_42  28 days ago

    Last year we bought a box of single serving salty snacks and didn’t get any kids. Then we noticed we had 30 bags of HOT stuff. Neither of us are really into hot, but my wife’s son house sat for us a few weeks later and he ate all of them in three days.

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    mjpalmer  28 days ago

    I know why you send him, you can’t wait to dig in….

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    jonesbeltone  28 days ago

    Arlo be wise indian. He no talk to squaw. My Apology to Native Americans.

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    uniquename  28 days ago

    OK, but what did you get for the kids that do show up?

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    DaBump Premium Member 28 days ago

    All those leftovers — so tempting…

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    ChessPirate  28 days ago

    “If my butt looks big in this, it’s your fault!” ☺

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    timinwsac Premium Member 28 days ago

    So there will be a little left for Halloween.

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    jmarkow11  28 days ago

    I do…

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    The-Great-Gildersleeve  28 days ago

    I’m really “bad” …… buying no candy, and turning out the lights ……. I punish my bad behavior by not having any “leftover” candy for myself after the night is over……… sigh

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 28 days ago

    Same reason my wife sends me to the bakery when we “only need a loaf of bread”. She knows I’ll come back with a little sumpin’ sumpin’ and she gets to claim innocence.

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    RonMcCalip  28 days ago

    MMmmmmm! Caramels!

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 28 days ago

    Never buy Halloween candy too far ahead of time because you will have to go and buy more Halloween candy for Halloween night.

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member 28 days ago

    Okay, then don’t eat it, Janis! Let Arlo take care of it…

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member 28 days ago

    And that’s exactly why she sends him. He knows her favorites.

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    Dr_Fogg  28 days ago

    The Dad always eats the leftovers . :-)

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    KEA  28 days ago

    riiiight

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    j.l.farmer  28 days ago

    Why did you send him out to get Halloween candy when you don’t get many tricks or treaters, or are you upset with the choices he made because u will be eating what is left over and they aren’t your favorites. Like they say, do it yourself if you want it done right!!

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    Hue SL  28 days ago

    You get to keep all the candy for yourself if you don’t put out any decorations and keep the porch light off.

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    donwestonmysteries  28 days ago

    Because he does it every year!

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    sincavage05  28 days ago

    Oh, you mean I was supposed to get trick or treater candy? I’m going to have to go back out, that’s my personal stash.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 28 days ago

    She will eat a lot of candies.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 27 days ago

    You don’t give Dark Chocolate or Sea Salt Caramels to kids. Even M&Ms can only be distributed if they’re prepackaged in the little bags

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