Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2024

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    cmxx  about 22 hours ago

    Wondering where he’s headed.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 22 hours ago

    A great opening line, or a death wish.

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    Bilan  about 22 hours ago

    He said “Bite Me”, but that has a different meaning for us.

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    Concretionist  about 22 hours ago

    Lost his head about the whole sex thing.

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    Imagine  about 22 hours ago

    He headed out of there quite quickly…

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    Imagine  about 22 hours ago

    She must really love his body.

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    halibaitor  about 21 hours ago

    Normally the male’s head is eaten first.

    They must go into a trance or something as they don’t even seem to notice.

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    Alabama Al  about 21 hours ago

    Mantis mating conventions have long been a source for jokes.

    Oh-oh, here she comes

    Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up

    Oh-oh, here she comes

    She’s a man-eater

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    sbenton7684  about 19 hours ago

    Actually the female eats it.

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    Hoosier Guy  about 19 hours ago

    So she wanted him only for his body. How shallow.

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    Just_Karl  about 17 hours ago

    Premature decapitation?

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    wirepunchr  about 16 hours ago

    Somebody got ahead.

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    goboboyd  about 16 hours ago

    One, and done.

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    sandpiper  about 15 hours ago

    And here for one night only Mac Mantis, the king of comedy.

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    Linguist  about 15 hours ago

    He hadn’t a prayer.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    The Moral of this Story Is… “Don’t lose your head over a piece of…. never mind”. Carry on.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    Well, I gotta head out.

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    She just wants him for his body !

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 14 hours ago

    Not that it really matters, but does his head come off first or afterwards?

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    Imagine  about 13 hours ago

    His opening line was probably something like: Would you like some great head?

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    baskate_2000  about 13 hours ago

    Don’t think so — a great opening line would have saved him his head …. and his life!

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 13 hours ago

    Heads! He won!

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    Calvins Brother  about 13 hours ago

    It was said he had a good head on his shoulders, not anymore!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 13 hours ago

    Too bad he never got religion…..

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 13 hours ago

    So, which part does the bartender serve afterward – the head or the body?

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    mindjob  about 13 hours ago

    That place will be packed on November 5th

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    oakie817  about 12 hours ago

    GOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!’

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 12 hours ago

    Do we now sing “Ain’t That A Kick In The Head?”

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    kennecwk  about 12 hours ago

    Lots of good puns here. I had a real world experience related to this. When I was student teaching years ago, I decided to spruce up the classroom with various live organisms including a large female mantis. Later one of the students thought they’d add to the collection with a smaller (male) mantis. Nature took its course soon after from mating to the subsequent meal. She ate him bottom up; he saw the whole thing go down and so did the students. Talk about a learning experience!

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    Smeagol  about 11 hours ago

    Goin’ Out of My Head over you, out of my head over you

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    lnrokr55  about 11 hours ago

    Yup, he killed !

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    Jml58  about 10 hours ago

    She did it to stop the snoring before it started.

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    eb110americana  about 7 hours ago

    Gimme a beer, whatever’s on-tap. And put a head on in!

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 5 hours ago

    That was a biting comment.

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    tee929  about 4 hours ago

    So, is he just a ‘tis’ now?

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    eddi-TBH  about 4 hours ago

    The score of a lifetime. This is why I stayed a bachelor.

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    lisaegray  about 2 hours ago

    Happy Halloween, all!

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    Mediatech  43 minutes ago

    Never had a prayer

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