Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2024

They look like Fisher-Price people.

Family would have been happier if you amassed more loot too!

Ack

That would be me. Shoulda spent more time at the office.

And he did not take it with him! No fun being the richest man in the cemetery!

Death, the great equalizer!

“I’ve arranged to take it all with me.”

My last words will be “I have a secret to tell you…” :D

My favorite…..’’I’d of picked better friends.’’

Yeah Grandpa, so do we.

Well, that was a cheerful way to start a morning.

I remember this one. Google in google images “I should have bought more crap”

Where’s the quote about you crying when you’re born while those around you are happy and laughing vs. you being happy when you’re dying while those around you are crying….

My last words would be, “I’m not your ……..”

Don’t be sad. This is contagious. You’re all going with me.

Another TDS Monday……

It probably does happen sometimes… Real sad, if you think about it.

What a miserable old man, he’s lucky to have grandkids who are with him at the end!!!

Life isn’t about just the stuff you achieve, it’s about the people you achieve things with.

RIP grandpa l33tbutte69, born 2021, died 2101

You call me your friend

But you only want my gifts

And I’ll never see you if I had no loot

- If I had no loot, Tony! Toni! Tone!

Is Grandpa’s “Ack” comment a nod to Berke Breathed and Bill the Cat???

When I go, all I’m leaving my family is a Laural & Hardy handshake and sincere best wishes for their futures!

He who passes with the most loot, WINS! Ack!

Laughing mostly at the way he just goes “ACK” and kicks off immediately afterward.

1 more, anxiously awaiting the lake of fire.

Notice it’s just the grandkids …

What is this toon really about?

Life and death in the U.S.A.

Dennis the Menace and Cathy were cousins?

I think not being allowed to pass on wealth would help society immensely

I expect my last words will be, “Baby, I love you so much … please … please … take your foot off the oxygen hose!”

Steve Martin, from Let’s Get Small

“I’m into bread. I love money, I love everything about money, I love to eat it. Money.

They say you can’t take it with you? I’m taking it with me."

I’m doing that, though not voluntarily. My closest grandchild and my two great grandkids live about 250 miles away. My others are all 800-1000 miles away. Not on purpose, just the way employment and interest called them away. And since my wife died almost two years ago, the spending is way down, so I have more money than I’ve ever ha in my life. But still not that much. The total, including 401 K, but not including home equity is barely $100,000. But that’s a fortune to someone that lived with wife & kids paycheck to paycheck for 40 years.

“Depends on the family”? More likely the Depends were on gramps.

I buried 2 million dollars in the -Ack.

Grandpa took it with him.

Should have been a pirate, then you’d have plenty of booty. I think I’ll wear my overalls on my deathbed too.

On second thought, I think I’ll dress up like the Grim Reaper, then when he comes for me he’ll be confused that he’s coming for himself.

knew a guy, years ago, who wasn’t a millionaire, but close. he’d “helped” family members, sent their kids to college, etc. the circling sharks were disappointed when he finally died: he gave his ownings and every last cent to charity.

Elmo Mollusk in 30-40 years.

“What do you mean, I can’t take it with me?”

Hetty Green,Roy Cohn…oh,there have been a few…..