Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 28, 2024

Averagemoe questioned the logic in specifying that detail.

Now it cut off the Halloween ghost rerun story to continue the Florence story.

Something weird is going on.

So unicorns invented exposition.

I wonder if LSH has heard this story before?

Spiders in your nose? Do tell!

Wait, when did Florence STOP having spiders in her Unfortunate Nostrils?

I wish I could remember what the point of all this is.

And it’s paid off.

Is Dana jumping between two stories? the ghost and the photo stories?

The very fabric of the space/time continuum warps in the presence of unicorns.

Sort of like how in my head I see my life as a movie I’m acting out. Complete with soundtrack. It can be a little embarrassing when I get caught making the soundtrack sounds out loud.

FINALLY THE STORY!

I’m not a big fan of present indicative narrative, but hey – Unicorn.