Oh great. Now they’re making a mountain out of a molehill.
If you’ve ever been to Washington DC, you’d know there’s no definition on how high a hill should be (Capitol Hill).
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ PP’s — Believe It! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
On this day in history, Oct 29:
1998 — Space Shuttle Discovery blasts off on STS-95 with 77-year old John Glenn on board, making him the oldest person to go into space.
A man gets pulled over by a cop for driving with a rhino in his car.
“Sir, are you aware that driving with a rhino in your car is illegal?” The cop said.
The man looks bewildered. “Really? I had no clue!”
“I’ll let you off this time, but only if you promise to take it straight to the zoo.” said the cop.
The man agrees and the cop lets him go.
A week later the cop spots the same man driving with the same rhino in his car. “Didn’t I tell you to take this rhino straight to zoo?” asks the cop.
“I sure did officer,” the man replies. “We had a great time, this week we’re going to the movies.”
But how famous does a person have to be for a murder to be considered an assassination?
It’s a mountain if at the top you can look down at natural clouds. Don’t google that, I made it up. Let’s see how it flies.
If Jack and Jill can climb it, it’s a hill. If they can’t, it’s a mountain.
Curly feathers? nyuk nyuk nyuk
It’s a Fro-can
In my youth I checked my dictionary for ‘Hill.’ It said “Low mountain.” I then looked up ‘Mountain.’ It said, “High hill.” True story but I don’t remember who printed the dictionary, Webster’s, Colliers, or Cunk & Wagner.
Reference: The_Englishman_Who_Went_up_a_Hill_but_Came_down_a_Mountain
Why are mountains so funny?
To summit up: it’s because they’re always high. … They always have a solid base for their jokes and it’s hill-areas all around.
Standard definition is "After three beers and your telling your story to you’re bored
Friends down at the Local"…
Imagine a landslide in the Columbian highlands, filled with bugs. Yuck!
In some languages there is only one word for “hill” or "mountain. They tend to be in rather flat countries.
Leroy 24 days ago
Oh great. Now they’re making a mountain out of a molehill.
Bilan 24 days ago
If you’ve ever been to Washington DC, you’d know there’s no definition on how high a hill should be (Capitol Hill).
Pickled Pete 24 days ago
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ PP’s — Believe It! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
On this day in history, Oct 29:
1998 — Space Shuttle Discovery blasts off on STS-95 with 77-year old John Glenn on board, making him the oldest person to go into space.
Pickled Pete 24 days ago
A man gets pulled over by a cop for driving with a rhino in his car.
“Sir, are you aware that driving with a rhino in your car is illegal?” The cop said.
The man looks bewildered. “Really? I had no clue!”
“I’ll let you off this time, but only if you promise to take it straight to the zoo.” said the cop.
The man agrees and the cop lets him go.
A week later the cop spots the same man driving with the same rhino in his car. “Didn’t I tell you to take this rhino straight to zoo?” asks the cop.
“I sure did officer,” the man replies. “We had a great time, this week we’re going to the movies.”
VictoryRider 24 days ago
But how famous does a person have to be for a murder to be considered an assassination?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 24 days ago
It’s a mountain if at the top you can look down at natural clouds. Don’t google that, I made it up. Let’s see how it flies.
51 Champion 24 days ago
joeatwork212 23 days ago
If Jack and Jill can climb it, it’s a hill. If they can’t, it’s a mountain.
oakie817 23 days ago
Curly feathers? nyuk nyuk nyuk
oish 23 days ago
It’s a Fro-can
billwog 23 days ago
In my youth I checked my dictionary for ‘Hill.’ It said “Low mountain.” I then looked up ‘Mountain.’ It said, “High hill.” True story but I don’t remember who printed the dictionary, Webster’s, Colliers, or Cunk & Wagner.
Buspopcod 23 days ago
Reference: The_Englishman_Who_Went_up_a_Hill_but_Came_down_a_Mountain
6turtle9 23 days ago
Why are mountains so funny?
To summit up: it’s because they’re always high. … They always have a solid base for their jokes and it’s hill-areas all around.
chain gang charlie 23 days ago
Standard definition is "After three beers and your telling your story to you’re bored
Friends down at the Local"…
mindjob 23 days ago
Imagine a landslide in the Columbian highlands, filled with bugs. Yuck!
azardoz 23 days ago
In some languages there is only one word for “hill” or "mountain. They tend to be in rather flat countries.