Side chicks plural? Not sure if that’s brave or stupid. The old joke is a need a girl who can cook, one who’s good in bed, and one who looks good on my arm; but most important of all ensure that they don’t meet each other!
A “technique” on Showtime’s “Dexter” was to hide a corpse in an open grave with a few inches of dirt over it. Then let the scheduled funeral proceed with the unrelated person in a casket lowered and buried on top.
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rwballca about 8 hours ago
Side chicks plural? Not sure if that’s brave or stupid. The old joke is a need a girl who can cook, one who’s good in bed, and one who looks good on my arm; but most important of all ensure that they don’t meet each other!
Jayalexander about 7 hours ago
Holy Halloween is what I’m about, come on babe I mean you;ve got legs all the the way to….. holy mother of power squats;
sevaar777 about 7 hours ago
A “technique” on Showtime’s “Dexter” was to hide a corpse in an open grave with a few inches of dirt over it. Then let the scheduled funeral proceed with the unrelated person in a casket lowered and buried on top.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 7 hours ago
And another fool makes the grave mistake of falling for her line, “Let’s have some kinky sex in the cemetery! It’ll really make you stiff.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 7 hours ago
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phritzg Premium Member about 6 hours ago
I hope he likes flowers, because pretty soon, he’ll be “pushing up daisies to welcome the sun and the morning dew”.
Imagine about 5 hours ago
He’s going to be stiffer than he’s ever been before.
nosirrom about 5 hours ago
Little did he know that she’s into necrophilia.
pat sandy creator about 4 hours ago
this won’t end well…!
PraiseofFolly about 3 hours ago
If he opens his eyes too soon, it will be Holler-ween a bit early.
SeanT about 3 hours ago
He may think it’s creepy walking through a cemetery at night, but she has to walk out alone
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 14 minutes ago
Deep down, he’s a good guy.