Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 05, 2024

Well, maybe, but I voted the day my mail-in ballot arrived, and I haven’t noticed anyone responding to me differently, But then I don’t fill out my clothes the way you do.

Get rid of that thing around your neck and maybe then.

Come here, I need to pat you down for extra ballots.

I voted and it worked wonders for me. People look and say, “I wonder…”

“Voting makes you look strong and sexy, plus your heart is filled with pride.”

“Oh, is that why my sweater seems tight today?”

[nsfw] It also tells you that she’s of legal age!

The only way to tell if she’s sexy is if she lets me put the “I voted” sticker on her bosom after she votes.

Just run this one every 4 years, John. Thanks!

Sexy or not – vote!

Remember – Secret ballot. Vote your conscience.

Apparently, blondes don’t have more fun

Yes it’s true! Not only that, but if you do it often, you’ll need larger bras too!

SYLVIA: I got a booster for my hair AND another one for my boobs. Whadaya think?

JOHN: NICE! Hang on – I gotta rearrange some things in my uh… pocket. Things are getting tight in there. Ma must a washed my undies in hot water or something…

BETTY: WAHHHH! I used to be the one that made his shorts too tight and his “boys” blue!

Now is she one of those “popular front” people I’ve heard about? (Not that there is anything wrong with “the backroom politicking” either!)

You got my vote Blondie.

Nine out of ten voters “do it in the ballot box”. :)

Go for it. Vote

What’s stopping you from voting?

No excuses!

And in case you didn’t see it before…

From Jim Wright:

Elon Musk in charge of the economy…

RFK Jr in managing your healthcare…

Mike Flynn commanding your military…

Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, and the dead rotting corpse of Rush Limbaugh are the moral conscience of your America…

Stephen Miller decides your political ideology…

Laura Loomer is the voice and face of your nation…

Chief Justice Canon presides over a Supreme Court made up entirely of Trump appointees…

JD Vance in charge of reining in Trump’s worst impulses…

You have no healthcare, no Social Security, no civil rights, no jobs, no savings, no food, no home, no education, and no hope

Sound’s good, right?

No?

Well, then you better show up.

Yes, it will

Even with the outcome (typing this on Sunday Nov 10), I agree that voting is sexy cool.