Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for November 05, 2024

If Hammie taped this to one of the walls in the local art museum, writing his name below it, he’d win his family millions within 24 hours.

As it is, he’ll be bringing home another F.

I wonder if this Doug is related to Rosebud, Charles Foster Kane’s sled. ;D

This could rapidly turn into Calvin’s own episode of “Whose Line is It Anyway?” Insructions: The two of you will have a conversation; you can only say “Doug”; and you must make a facial expression each time you say “Doug”.

Besides, teachers dig verbs.

Maybe it’s Doug’s obituary.

waiting for the sequel

But seldom, “What moron wrote this gibberish?”

Ideal reading for those on the go!

Doug is Doug. To knows Doug you gotta draws Doug.

Already on Nickleodean…

The sequels: Doug? Doug! Doug!? Doug…..

The sequel: Doug the Beginning.

Just in time for NaNoWriMo a proper literary discussion

Hate to be that person but…I doubt the teacher will be impressed by a “story” that consists of one word.

Doug is a mystery.

Here’s an idea Hammie. Redo the assignment or no more Halloween candy for you and I’ll put Zoe in charge of monitoring you.

Doug, the book series, movies, and video games.

This sentence no verb.

If the teacher had been more specific, like “Write a story about pirates”, there wouldn’t have been enough paper in the household to finish it.

I think the teacher is going to have a lot of questions for you, Hammie.

Unfortunately, I don’t think your teacher will be in agreement with you on this one, Hammy!!!

Hammie, great literature makes people ask relevant question. Your literature however falls into the category of “Oh no, not another one of Hammie’s works.”

kinda like modern art, only different!

I think it’s a riddle.

Doug. The End. Epilogue: Phil.

I’d suggest trying that approach on art teacher as following Tracey Emin or music teacher following John Cage than the English teacher.

Doug is a dog. Squirrel !!

Hammie isn’t completely wrong.

Does Doug have a friend named Porkchop?

You are clueless when you have little literature nerds in the house.