You’ll be able to pick up peanuts with it.
Reminds me of Rudyard Kipling’s “The Elephant’s Child” in “Just So Stories”. My kids loved for me to read it to them over and over.
Stay away from peanuts….
Tusk, tusk…
Look at this guy, just sitting there in his trunks.
Better pack-a-derm-atoligist’s number in case your skin turns grey.
Tusk, tusk!
Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode similar to this?
When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
He got a elephaplasty.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?----How can you breathe through something that small?
Until the packing is removed, he’ll have a lotta junk in the trunk.
That’s not where he wanted the transplant…
Just ignore the elephant in the room. :)
Odd timing, fellows.
He asked for nose job, not a trunk job.
Not what I wanted enhanced…….
He’s not happy. He’s a Democrat.
Am I the ONLY one who sees the future of the US’s health care system under the repuglican Reich? “You’ll get nothing, and LIKE IT.”
If it were an actual, functioning trunk, it could be quite handy. I’ve often wished I had an extra arm.
Well, at least he the won’t forget to pay his bill.
“But, but… I wanted the extension down below!”
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Superfrog about 2 months ago
You’ll be able to pick up peanuts with it.
Farside99 about 2 months ago
Reminds me of Rudyard Kipling’s “The Elephant’s Child” in “Just So Stories”. My kids loved for me to read it to them over and over.
Zykoic about 2 months ago
Stay away from peanuts….
Imagine about 2 months ago
Tusk, tusk…
kartis about 2 months ago
Look at this guy, just sitting there in his trunks.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
Better pack-a-derm-atoligist’s number in case your skin turns grey.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago
Tusk, tusk!
ksu71 about 2 months ago
Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode similar to this?
bobbyferrel about 2 months ago
When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
sandflea about 2 months ago
He got a elephaplasty.
waltermgm about 2 months ago
What did the elephant say to the naked man?----How can you breathe through something that small?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Until the packing is removed, he’ll have a lotta junk in the trunk.
Bobbo76 about 2 months ago
That’s not where he wanted the transplant…
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
Just ignore the elephant in the room. :)
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
Odd timing, fellows.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
He asked for nose job, not a trunk job.
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
Not what I wanted enhanced…….
gammaguy about 2 months ago
He’s not happy. He’s a Democrat.
IWannaBeLerxst about 2 months ago
Am I the ONLY one who sees the future of the US’s health care system under the repuglican Reich? “You’ll get nothing, and LIKE IT.”
chromosome Premium Member about 2 months ago
If it were an actual, functioning trunk, it could be quite handy. I’ve often wished I had an extra arm.
mbrahms26 about 2 months ago
Well, at least he the won’t forget to pay his bill.
tinstar about 2 months ago
“But, but… I wanted the extension down below!”