Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 09, 2024

She needs glasses with a rear-view mirror.

I call it voting!

Best to do something crazy before they make something up.

Hopefully Trump can get rid of the IRS. There is no reason for this intrusion into our lives.

Santa’s naughty list elves get around.

Some of you may read the cartoon by Clay Bennett, he is a liberal artist and those of us who read his comic each day have been prevented for months from commenting at all, none, zip, nada because our comments were evidently irritating some folks although anyone of any stipe could and did comment and I never once saw a truly objectionable comment, we still cannot comment even thought the election is over, as is our freedom, but anyway we can comment here, weird, thanks to Go Comics I guess, so much for opinions and free speech but maybe we should expect that. Hmm.

It’s kind of flattering knowing there are some people who are more interested in what I’m doing than I am.

Remake the IRS more like social security, monthly crypto payments that are good for gambling, bread and circus, etc.

Danae made that statement with a straight face!?! Dad didn’t even do a double take!?!

The Count is named after an Uncle named Olaf.

Gnome?

Yes, as a matter of fact he is and of course The Count know’s ‘em.He’s The Count’s uncle.

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Guessing this is a Christmas Elf getting in an early good/not good assessment of Santa’s favorite recipient.

The IRS’s omnipotency is horrifying!

What is the gnome doing/holding?

You are being watched and judged, Danae, so you’d better behave yourself.

W2 wage earners get audited…people with stocks and $$$ do not

Anymore, almost every home, business, institution, or street you enter will have a camera somewhere picking you up. Yep, Danae your being watched and it ain’t just elves.

then it’s a really good thing that Biden got his 87,000 IRS agents…

The enemy from with-internal revenue service

yeahbut, even worse is never doing your taxes

That’s just the state pregnancy and anti-abortion trackers, honey.

I just love these cartoonists showing their characters reading newspapers. Who does that anymore?

When do we stop having gnomes spy on our every move? Never

If the IRS is gone the we can depend on the money coming if from Russian oil to finance the government!

Looks like Santa’s Recon! Someone is destined for a big ‘ol lump of coal in their stocking! (Do Millennals & Gen Z’ers even have X-mas ‘stockings’ anymore?!)

I would rather Trump be gone-forever!

You’d be surprised at how advanced facial recognition is when it’s used by Law Enforcement.

Danae must have Elf Sensory Perception.

No project 2025 is not their plan. Misinformation.

It’s called “generalized anxiety”. Welcome to the Future.

These look like older strips, but I couldn’t find them from before, and that’s clearly a 2024 date. Normally he doesn’t bother to change them for repeats.

Part of trumps future spy service to track the scufflaws, word has it he’s paying Santa a healthy consulfing fee for the lists he generates yearly. Only way he can keep himself off of it.

Danae does bad things every single day. She should feel guilty.

“I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…”

Danae will „do nothing wrong“ only if she’s indeed doing nothing at all. She will find a way to breathe wrong.

An actual “Elf on the Shelf” …

Paranoia Will Destroy Ya ! ;-)

Santa’s Elves are starting early. I t hink there was a story where Danae was revealed to be on a permanent “Naughty List” all her own