That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 29, 2024

Gary, blowing smoke about his experience with girls.

/// Little Willie is impish and crass.

Puffs his pipe in the face of this lass.

He could blow the smoke down,

but this mischievous clown

chose to blow the pipe smoke up… (Harass.)

They said smoking will shorten your life. This kid proved them wrong; he lived to the ripe old age of 35.

and just like they, the spit take was born!

These days, you just need a camera to catch your kid smoking. In 1875, you had to hire a painter.

Come on, I do it to my dog and it makes him walk all wobbly.

The secondhand smoke from his joint is already putting a smile on her face.

A shot from the music video of the Mötley Groüp song, “Smokin’ in the Kiln Room”.

Abigail later went on to become one of the first female business mongols with her invention of the tic tac.

Tim is quickly learning just how frigid Millie is

Come on Suzy relax, it called a ‘shot-gun’

Johnny, I know we’ve never seen it done, but I don’t think that’s how the whole kissing thing works.

Oh, he believes the old myth that corn husk smoke makes girls, uh, …. smokey.

Jeffrey thought his smoking was cool

But Melissa thought him a fool

The vile tobacco he smoked

Would have a billy goat choked

And the teacher smelled it on him at school

.

“Jeffrey, come stand in front of the class

As I hear you did a few girls harass

With the smoke stench you exhaled —

So now they can watch you get whaled!

Bend over and present now your a$$!

.

The caning turned Jeffrey less stinky

But it was to make him turn kinky

And he became a nude male art poser

Famed for his rear nether enclosure

Attracting females plain and slinky

Said she, as she watched him die,/

With neither a sob nor a sigh/

“I shall be quite elated/

To have him cremated-/

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.”

Share the toke? Any munchies around here?

Hansel trying to seduce Gretel with powdered sugar.

The boy: I guess I did this wrong! I meant to blow smoke rings…..

“I don’t think that’s what the song ‘Smoke Gets in Your Eyes’ is about.”

“I’m … I’m … pregnant”

Is that a cat peering out from the wood bin, next to the broom?

She shouldn’t have complained of an earache if she didn’t want the cure.

♪♫ DUN DUN DUN! SMOKE ON THE WAITRESS (and fire in the sky. ♪♫

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He totally misunderstood when he heard her say, “Blow in my ear and I’ll follow you anywhere.”

He is still the Marlboro d-bag.

I can almost hear The Magnificent Seven theme..

Bob Dylan was suddenly inspired to write a song.

For Wednesday:

He’s a lowly Lieutenant Commander/

She’s the Admiral’s wife – he must pander./

She is given to airs/

And to “naval affairs “/

But (in candor) he simply can’t stand ‘er..