That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 29, 2024

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    rmremail  2 days ago

    Gary, blowing smoke about his experience with girls.

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    Solstice*1947  2 days ago

    /// Little Willie is impish and crass.

    Puffs his pipe in the face of this lass.

    He could blow the smoke down,

    but this mischievous clown

    chose to blow the pipe smoke up… (Harass.)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 days ago

    They said smoking will shorten your life. This kid proved them wrong; he lived to the ripe old age of 35.

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    ronaldspence  2 days ago

    and just like they, the spit take was born!

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    Bilan  2 days ago

    These days, you just need a camera to catch your kid smoking. In 1875, you had to hire a painter.

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    Jayalexander  2 days ago

    Come on, I do it to my dog and it makes him walk all wobbly.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 days ago

    The secondhand smoke from his joint is already putting a smile on her face.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  2 days ago

    A shot from the music video of the Mötley Groüp song, “Smokin’ in the Kiln Room”.

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    chaosed2  2 days ago

    Abigail later went on to become one of the first female business mongols with her invention of the tic tac.

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    jdculhane46  2 days ago

    Tim is quickly learning just how frigid Millie is

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    mac04416  2 days ago

    Come on Suzy relax, it called a ‘shot-gun’

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    wincoach Premium Member 2 days ago

    Johnny, I know we’ve never seen it done, but I don’t think that’s how the whole kissing thing works.

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    Slowly, he turned...  2 days ago

    Oh, he believes the old myth that corn husk smoke makes girls, uh, …. smokey.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 days ago

    Jeffrey thought his smoking was cool

    But Melissa thought him a fool

    The vile tobacco he smoked

    Would have a billy goat choked

    And the teacher smelled it on him at school

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    “Jeffrey, come stand in front of the class

    As I hear you did a few girls harass

    With the smoke stench you exhaled —

    So now they can watch you get whaled!

    Bend over and present now your a$$!

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    The caning turned Jeffrey less stinky

    But it was to make him turn kinky

    And he became a nude male art poser

    Famed for his rear nether enclosure

    Attracting females plain and slinky

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    Call me Ishmael  2 days ago

    Said she, as she watched him die,/

    With neither a sob nor a sigh/

    “I shall be quite elated/

    To have him cremated-/

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.”

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    goboboyd  2 days ago

    Share the toke? Any munchies around here?

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    CrzyDyeman  2 days ago

    Hansel trying to seduce Gretel with powdered sugar.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 days ago

    The boy: I guess I did this wrong! I meant to blow smoke rings…..

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    anomaly  2 days ago

    “I don’t think that’s what the song ‘Smoke Gets in Your Eyes’ is about.”

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 1 day ago

    “I’m … I’m … pregnant”

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    6turtle9  1 day ago

    Is that a cat peering out from the wood bin, next to the broom?

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    Another Take  1 day ago

    She shouldn’t have complained of an earache if she didn’t want the cure.

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    Another Take  1 day ago

    ♪♫ DUN DUN DUN! SMOKE ON THE WAITRESS (and fire in the sky. ♪♫

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    mabrndt Premium Member 1 day ago

    How do you like it?

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Gilman (surname)" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string 88611, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this illustration. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3400 (October 29, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I’ve added a comment there with the currently sparse info I found about this artist I might have added here. So far, first work by him/her used here.

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    Csaw Backnforth  1 day ago

    He totally misunderstood when he heard her say, “Blow in my ear and I’ll follow you anywhere.”

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    Rabies65  1 day ago

    He is still the Marlboro d-bag.

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    Call me Ishmael  1 day ago

    I can almost hear The Magnificent Seven theme..

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 1 day ago

    Bob Dylan was suddenly inspired to write a song.

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    Call me Ishmael  1 day ago

    For Wednesday:

    He’s a lowly Lieutenant Commander/

    She’s the Admiral’s wife – he must pander./

    She is given to airs/

    And to “naval affairs “/

    But (in candor) he simply can’t stand ‘er..

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