Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2024

No employer would belive that. We all know that Al Gore “took the initiative to create the internet,” as he told Wolf Blitzer.

I’d think the Pope would hate the inventor of Porn Central, a.k.a. the Internet.

We all know that Al Gore invented the internet

Way off. The Pope can’t knight anybody, he granted Rat the patent,

The whole premise of the papacy is based on a lie.

Rat seems to have forgotten that he ran for President and apparently won a few years ago.

You’re too late Rat, I believe Al. Gore took credit for that!

I’ve told you a million times to stop exaggerating!

Typical republican nonsense. He NEVER stated that he invented the internet or any words close to that made up quote by republicans. Sad.

I do! :D

That;s SIR Rat to you.

Actually, the Pope cannot possibly lie. I read it on the internet.