For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 30, 2024

Do as I say, not as I do.

So’s your brain, Elly!

Elly, Elly, Elly … not cool.

Make sure you keep the doorways and the walkways clear. IDGAF who you are.

I call that ‘Divorce Logic’.

That’s my wife’s logic too.

Best remedy for this is if Elly puts a boot tray on the side of the door (where it doesn’t open up) Then it would settle the arguments about where to put the messy boots (maybe!).

Jon is clueless.

He just swept your walkway for you, be grateful

Typical.

At least he took them off rather than walk around the house in them speading the dirt and dust here and there.

Well Miss Tiny Toes, I supposed the next time the walk/driveway needs to be cleared of snow, you can go out there and do it yourself so you won’t have the unbearable event of having John’s boots by the front door.

Well then dear, next time YOU sweep the snow off the porch.

Rank has it’s privileges – Moms outrank Dads, John…

It still isn’t cold enough for my new super insulated boots.

Really, Elly?

She’s the boss, you just happen to live there

Fussyfussyfussy……

She tries

I mean, you know what they say about guys with big boots…

………

…big socks.

And your point would be ??? ;-)

Cru-Elly does love her double standards. Of course, if her feet were any bigger, they wouldn’t fit in her mouth!

Doesn’t sound very loving for a wife.

Still a tripping hazard, Ell. If I can trip on my cat’s toys, people can trip over your boots.

There seems to be room coming in the door on the left hand side to put plastic/towels so they don’t have to be right at the door. El just wants something to gripe about with that sanctimonious face. Can’t appreciate someone doing something good. Idiot.

But your mouth is bigger!

I know how she feels. My husband always leaves his clodhoppers in front of the door. Apparently, he does not understand the concept of a shoe basket. One time, his shoes tripped me and I face-planted on the tile. Broke my nose. Are all men that dim?

Perhaps John should forego taking his boots off and tramp the snow throughout the house so Elly will step in it with her socks on? That probably won’t make her happy, either!