Which reminds me os a greeting card I got someone. On the front, this old couple is at the doctors office, and the doctor is telling the wife, “We’re going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semon sample from him. The old guy says,”what did he say?" And the wife goes,“They need your underwear.”
Reminds me of Sophia on “The Golden Girls”. She was so hot that she put a pair of her underwear in the freezer. She then proceeded to run through her neighbor’s sprinkler in her “birthday suit”.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
Did she put the underwear in a plastic bag before putting it in the freezer?
oldthang about 1 month ago
Earl, your mind needed changing, anyway—just like the underwear!
jmworacle about 1 month ago
Opal might’ve stumbled onto something.
Tachyon the Samurai about 1 month ago
Once you get the gum off the underpants, I wonder if Nelson will like the flavor.
Concretionist about 1 month ago
Leaving out the entire question of HOW he got gum in his undies..,
dougcalder1 about 1 month ago
Were there skid marks on the gonchies?
The Duke about 1 month ago
Nelson must have swallowed the gum.
iggyman about 1 month ago
Now I heard just about everything!
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh, I am laughing so HARD! And then laughing even harder at all your hilarious comments. This ones a keeper.
iggyman about 1 month ago
Will Nelson get the gum back?!
iggyman about 1 month ago
One way to make Earl diet!
Eric Thom Premium Member about 1 month ago
He’s wasn’t serious about having an ice cream bar. If they weren’t wrapped in the underwear they are safe.,
nosirrom about 1 month ago
I thought she had a seventy year itch.
My First Premium Member about 1 month ago
So much for the Fudgesicle’s.
Funniguy about 1 month ago
Reminds me of a song…“Does your chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?” Lonnie Donegan.
Daniel Verburg about 1 month ago
Fuzzy Earl!
rgulyash about 1 month ago
A fudgesicle doesn’t appeal to me either
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
Hilarious!
sheashea about 1 month ago
That’s a lot of trouble to save a few bucks on a new pair of underwear. Throw them out.
ANIMAL about 1 month ago
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm………… that gives me an IDEA
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
If she had put them in a freezer bag it might have been more sanitary! But besides that, it’s a good kitchen hack!
Munch about 1 month ago
The underwear diet.
elbow macaroni about 1 month ago
Why doesn’t his mom do his laundry?
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
Underwear in the freezer, your dieting tip for today.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago
don’t even try to ask about the little jars of milk in the refrigerator Earl. you do not wish to know.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
HIS scivvies are most likely a LOT cleaner than Earls.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Which reminds me os a greeting card I got someone. On the front, this old couple is at the doctors office, and the doctor is telling the wife, “We’re going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semon sample from him. The old guy says,”what did he say?" And the wife goes,“They need your underwear.”
davecat about 1 month ago
Surely the ice cream bars are individually wrapped, and maybe in a box as well? (But yes, a plastic bag for the undershorts too, by all means.)
ragsarooni about 1 month ago
Can’t say as I blame ya,earl,’ol boy."…..
olds_cool63 about 1 month ago
Underwear in the freezer = Absolutely disgusting.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Wait, to save room, they’re all stored in his gummy-drawers.
MartinPerry1 about 1 month ago
Come on Earl. I’m sure his mom changes his underwear at least once a month.
sousamannd about 1 month ago
Come on Earl! That shouldn’t stop you! It isn’t that you were going to lick his undies. Since when have you allowed your feminine side out?
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
That would’ve ruined my ice cream mood too.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
The ice cream bar should be wrapped and probably in a box with the other ice cream bars. I want a mini Magnum bar, smaller and less guilt :)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 month ago
Dirty underwear as a dietic aid. Great idea!!
wlbr549 about 1 month ago
Reminds me of Sophia on “The Golden Girls”. She was so hot that she put a pair of her underwear in the freezer. She then proceeded to run through her neighbor’s sprinkler in her “birthday suit”.
eced52 about 1 month ago
Me too.