Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 25, 2024

Seasonal fads

Yes, and hurry.

Poor thing. He hasn’t a leg to stand on.

Do you think you can stand on one leg for long enough to make the disguise work?

They would be less interested if you tried losing some weight, too.

Thinking about a flamingo drumstick, it would be dangerous to people sitting within three feet of you with you swinging that leg bone around, poking them in the head. On the other hand, could you hold the far end of the drumstick and still get the meat end to your mouth?

smart turkey

You’ll still be a bird, and it’s not just turkeys that get eaten.

“No, just the feathers.”

he should also have his tail feathers removed

“just for the next few months, anyway”

Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

He doesn’t have his own protective coloring, so . . .

No. A permanent pink full body tattoo…….

Also, do not spread your tail feathers – dead giveaway!!!