Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 25, 2024

Reenaxment

It’s the role you were born for!

you know what will happen if you go sticking your neck out

Don’t go losing your head over it.

One good gobble deserves another!!!

Break a leg…

I believe you will end up being cut from the show.

He wants to achieve stardom and then have a celebrity roast!

He’s heading for the role at breakneck speed.

He’s been waiting his whole life for this opportunity.

I’ve heard of the director’s cut, but this is ridiculous.

He’s still bummed he didn’t get the NBC peacock gig

I don’t know…..seems a bit of a hack job to me.

Might not be historically accurate. We know that wild fowl were served at the first Thanksgiving, but we don’t know for certain which kinds. It’s considered unlikely that turkey was on the menu.

Peach and Blossom are the latest turkey ambassadors, they were spared the axe.

It’s his big chance for the gravy train.

When my brother was in high school he was classmates with Dallas’ Charlene Tilton and one night watching TV there was a Dallas ad on and it showed Charlene Tilton in it and he goes Wait a minute, she’s my classmate lol

Correction – big CHOP!

Careful what you wish for!

this role could be a real pain in the neck… or, actually, not that painful, come to think of it….

Good news! I made the cut!