Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for December 21, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  about 7 hours ago

    A few years ago, my Mother found some old family video recordings that were on a VCR tape. The gap was about 30 years, which meant that I was about 10 years old at the time. I arranged to visit her one day, and, unbeknownst to me, she set it up to have it running as I walked in the door. I immediately rushed over and stopped the tape with the urgency one has to snuff a kitchen fire.

    Some people want the past to stay in the past. But that’s just me.

    How do you feel about your past?

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    J.J. O'Malley  about 7 hours ago

    Really? Seriously, would anybody out there, if you found an old video of home movies featuring a close friend’s late wife and son, wrap it up and hand it to them with a “Merry Christmas” and no context or emotional preparation? I personally don’t feel it works dramatically or in real life, but tell me if you think it’s a good idea.

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    billsplut  about 7 hours ago

    It’s moving, because over the years, we’ve all come to know these characters so well. Ralph, the Dale Evans customer; Little Timmy, who maybe got rescued from a well; and [WOMAN WHO WE ASSUME IS SOMEBODY]; and, of course, sweet Zanzibar.

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    top cat james  about 6 hours ago

    No, Ralphie Boy isn’t just now decorating his tree—He started after Thanksgiving.

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    Bill Thompson  about 4 hours ago

    “By the way, I drove here in my bus and knocked down your mailbox. So, Happy New Year, too!”

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    Fetzee  about 3 hours ago

    Crankshaft is happy bc he didn’t have to pay for that gift

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    “Ah, so YOU have my copy of ‘Groping Grandpas’! Thanks Ed!”

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